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30 ways to get kicked out of wal mart!

1. Go into the dressing room and say "there isnt any toliet paper in this bathroom
2. When a clerk asks you if you need any help, start crying and say " why dont people just leave me alone?"
3. Hop in a cart and throw skittles at people and yell "taste the rainbow!"
4. When the loud speaker comes on drop to the floor and cry for it to go away
5. Go to the makeup section and put makeup on really badly and say to a clerk "do I look pretty? and be honest"
6. Go into the fish place and start feeding the fish
7. Run through the toy aisle with a pokemon ball and go up to random people and say "pokemon, I choose you!"
8. Go in the toliet roll paper aisle and grab a roll of toliet paper and teppee the store yelling "DOESNT THIS LOOK SO MUCH BETTER?!" make sure you teppee random people
9. Go up to a random person and say "hey remeber me? we went to school together" see if they play along to avoid embrassment
10. Go to the fish... then say, "I remeber you, ooh, you look yummy, I'm gonna take you home, and I'll take you home too, and eat you" while pointing to different fish.
11. Go to the section with like all the pokemon or yu-gi-oh cards and act like theres one your looking for. Look really intently and start throwing packs on the ground and start screaming that its not there!
12.just walk through the store grabbing random stuff, when you get to the clerk tell them " I'm sorry for the inconvenince but I really dont want ANYof this stuff. put it back!! NOW!!"
13. Go to the clothing section, get some clothes for the opposite sex and go to the fitting rooms and tell them you want to try it on. Then walk out and ask them what they think.
14.go up to some old person(could be in a scooter or just and old random person) and say grandma/grandpa I havent seen you in forever and run up to them and give them a hug
15. Pick up one of those phones and say "hello? I would like to order an hamburger and fries.
16. Go to the pharmacy and say
"got anything that could give me a nice buzz?"
17. Go around and slap the employees.
18. Randomly put hams in people carts.
19. Bring a Nerf gun, and shoot everyone you see.
20. Take make up and draw all over the walls and mirrors in the bathroom.
21.Put loads of chocolate in peoples carts without them noticing.
22. Yell "to the bat mobile robin!"
then you and a freind run up to a cart and jump in.
23. Grab a box of cereal and put it in the door way, and when someone steps on it yell CEREAL KILLER!
24. Come in with Mcdonalds and purposely throw fries and your burger at a costumer then say "Did I do that?"
25. Snort some rockets and yell to the moon!
26. Go to the vido games and ask the employees if you can look at the games and look at about 50.
27. Find all the blankets and use them to cover you and go around sliding on the floor.
28.Walk into the door and shout out an inappropriate song while you eat something.
29. Pick up a food item out of someone's cart and lick it.
30.tape a walkie-talkie to the back of a barbie and when someone passes say " I know where you live".