"I've had 15 of 39 blonde moments

18 or lower means you???re not stupid.


[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.

[ ]You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.


[ ] You have ran into a tree.

[ ] It IS possible to lick your elbow

[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.

[x]You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.

[x] You just tried to sing them.

[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

[ ] You have choked on your own spit.

[ ]You have seen the the Matrix and still don???t get it.

[x] You didn???t notice that in the last question ???the??? was spelled twice

[x] You just looked at it.

[x]Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.

[ ]People have called you slow.

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire

[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.

[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

[ ] You???ve fallen asleep in class

[ ] If someone says ???fart??? you laugh.

[ ] You just laughed.

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking

[ ] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about

[ ] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
[x]You are often told to use your ???inside voice???.

[x]You use your fingers to do simple math.

[ ]You have eaten a bug.

[ ]You are taking this test when you should be doing something important

[ ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn???t realize it

[x] You???ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket

[ ] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don???t even when you know it won???t happen to you.

[ ] You break a lot of things.

[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you

[ ] You sometimes tilt your head when you???re confused

[ ] You have fallen out of your chair before

[x] When you???re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling


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