*sings to her crazzi self*
???who likes short shorts?
i like short shorts!
who likes short skirts?
i like short skirts!???
???why do you like short shorts?
coz they make my bum look good!
why do you like short skirts?
coz they make my fel/sexy, and
coz they drive the bois crazi!???
???who doesnt like you?
everyone!
do you care?
not even a tiny bit!
are you mad?
in the crazi kind- hell yea!???