may i complain about someone plz?

and if your wondering, it is not someone from on here

mmkay soooooooo
there's this guy
and his name is Paul(NO, I DON'T LIKE HIM AT ALL)
and he drives
the freaking crap out of me

he flirts with EVERY SINGLE GIRL HE TALKS TO
he explodes at anyone who disagrees with him
he uses "<3333333333" in every single message to any girl he knows
he despises sarcasm and will yell at anyone who uses it
he gossips about everyone behind their back(including me) and since it's online it's public
all he ever does is talk about the bad in everyone
him and some girl are claiming that they're in a "relationship" even though they met online and he lives in FL and she lives in Canada and they've only seen pictures of each other
he acts superior to everyone
he thinks that screamo music is from Satan
he tries to act cool then makes a fool of himself
and he hates my guts

...

mkay
now that i've finally got THAT out of my system... anyone have something with caffeine? ._.