Stupid Labels

On a packet of peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts."

On a hair dryer: "Do not use while sleeping."

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."

On a tiramisu dessert: "(printed on bottom of box) Do not turn upside down."

On a container of bread pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."

On a packaging for Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."

On a bottle of children's cough medicine: "Do not drive a car or oberate machinery after taking this medicine."

On Nytol Sleed Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

On a set of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."

On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garnment does not enable you to fly."

On a Swedish chain saw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."

On a bottle of Palmolive dishwashing liquid: "Do not use on food."

Zhu Zhu Pet (Bottom Of Pet): "Keep Hair Away From Wheels"

On A Mattress: "Do Not Attempt To Eat This Product"

Cooler Bag: "Keep Closed Expect For When Open"

On A Chocolate Bar:
Warning: Wrapper Is NOT Edible

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