A Warning to all peopel who make fun of Star Trek

If you EVER make fun of Star Trek again, the following events WILL occur in THIS order;
1.You will be attacked by Romulans( )
2.You will be attacked by Klingons(BOOYA!!!!
3.Your Star Trek hating vessel will be shot down by Chevok's Market Branded Nufleur Wessles.(IN YOUR FACE!!!
4.You will be attacked by the BORG!!!( )
5.And from there, you will be assimilated, and resistance is COMPLETELY futile!(TAKE THAT!!!!
Once all of this happens, you will never be able to make fun of Star Trek ever again, because you will have a collective mind and the Borg Queen will be ablt to here your thoughts.