Funny Chuck Norris Jokes!!!

Funny Chuck Norris Jokes!!!

1.Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

2.When life gives Chuck Norris lemons he makes grape juice.

3.Chuck Norris can hear sign language

4.The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.

5.Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

6.Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.

7.Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

8.Chuck Norris can run a 3-legged race by himself.

9.If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank. By phone.

10.It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box.

11.When the Tooth fairy comes to your house she takes your tooth and gives you money. When Chuck Norris comes to your house he breaks your tooth and takes your money.

12.Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.( I HATE Brett Favre)

13.Ghostbuster's call Chuck Norris

14.Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

15.M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this.

16.Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet

17.When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris

18.Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

19.On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.

20.Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

Send me a comment telling me which joke is your favorite!
Mine is #4 or #17!!