ATTENTION ALL SPAMMERS

i am currently working on spam hero portraits
examples:
http://i675.photobucket.com/albums/vv119/dustrbustr/spamwarhero.png
http://i675.photobucket.com/albums/vv119/dustrbustr/spamwarhero2.png
http://i675.photobucket.com/albums/vv119/dustrbustr/redoeth.png
http://i675.photobucket.com/albums/vv119/dustrbustr/middy.png
if u feel that u urself r a spam hero, plz comment here so i can make u one.
tho, u need 2 tell me a few things first
wat creature u want to be riding (if one at all)
clothes, traits, weapons, etc. etc.

eventually i plan on creating a whole spam army masterpiece
group f0t0~
so i need requests now
thank u