Why do you care about me? *sob*

1. Do you own an iPod?
Yes, it's a nano and it is silver.

2. What month is your birthday?
My birthday is in September. SEPTEMBER PWNS!

3. How tall are you?
5'11' I think...

4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
Eh...

5. What's the last movie you saw?
The Last Song...ZOMG LURVED IT

6. Who is the last person you called?
My best friend.

7. Who was the last person to call you?
My best friend.

8. Do you like alalala about alalalala?
NO I HATE IT!

9. Do you prefer call or text?
CALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.

10. Do you have any pets?
I have two goldfish and two African Dwarf Frogs. =D

11. What were you doing at 12am last night?
Partying with a hobo.

12. Are your parents married/separated/divorced?
Married. <3

13. When is the last time you saw your mom?
I hear her right now, saw her walk past me.

14. What color are your eyes?
Bright red. The doc says I have a mutation.

15. What time did you wake up today?
5:30. Dang school.

16. What are you wearing right now?
A pink V-neck shirt and black corduroys.

17. What's your favorite Christmas song?
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

18. Where is your favorite place to be?
My bedroom.

19. Where is your least favorite place to be?
In the 'Super Happy Fun Shop' in my mall.

20. Where would you go if you could go?
Paris. <3

21. Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
In my villa in Paris, married with two girls and a boy. <3

22. Do you tan or burn?
I pale. Seriously.

23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
Spiders, a man with a bloody machete in my closet, and a zombie under my bed. What a tortured child. *sigh*

24. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
This youtube spoof on New moon. Type in:
Scene From Twilight:New Moon:Snuffleupagus, and click on the first vid on the list, or the one that the user's name is JimmyKimmelLive.
It's great for Twi Mockers /and/ lovers!

25. How many TVs do you have in your house?
7.

26. What do you miss most?
Parties with the hobo. D=

27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?
BOTHHH.

28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
Uh...with.

29. What color are your sheets?
White with blue green and brown dots.

30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
Three.

31. What is your favorite season?
Spring.

32. What do you like about fall?
Jumping like a fool in piles of leaves.

33. What do you like about winter?
SNOOOOOOOOOOOW and hot chocolate.

34. What do you like about the summer?
No school. =D (And the water)

36. How many states have you lived in?
1

37. How many lovers have you had?
1

38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
Bare Feets.

39. Are you a social person?
I'm an introvert.

40. What was the last thing you ate?
A brownie. =D

41. What is your favorite restaurant?
Anywhere with pickles.

42. What is your favorite ice cream?
STRAWBERRY.

43. What is your favorite dessert?
Anything with chocolate.

44. What is your favorite kind of soup?
Clam chowder. I DON'T FREAKIN CARE THAT IT'S CHOWDER!

45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
I hate PB&J. (dog crap jelly!

46. Do you like Chinese food?
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

47. Do you like coffee?
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average?
I take sips.

49. What do you drink in the morning?
Cow pee. (No, milk. XD)

50. Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?
...

51. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
Nope.

52. Do you know how to play poker?
No, and I don't care either.

53. Do you like to cuddle?
Not with you.

54. Have you ever been to Canada?
NOOOOOOOOO

56. Do you eat out or at home more often?
Hometh.

58. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
Yep, and I hate him too. Whoopee!

59. Do you want kids?
Yes, two girls and a boy. =D

60. Do you speak any other languages?
Nope.

61. Have you ever gotten stitches?
Yes, on my back.

62. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
(Does an emergency helicopter count?)

63. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?
Pool. No jellyfish. *shiver*

64. Do you prefer a window seat or aisle seats?
Depends on the vehicle. But usually window.

65. Do you know how to drive stick?
Nope.

66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
Food. Mainly pickles.

67. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7?
No.

68. What is your favorite TV show?
Spongebob. <3

69. Can you roll your tongue?
Yes.

70. Who is the funniest person you know?
My best friends.

71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?


72. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
"Chocolate Rain" by Tay Zonday. XD

73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
Why, are you going through my closet or summin?

74. What color are your bedroom walls?
Sky blue, green and orange.

75. Do you turn off the water while you brush your teeth?
Always. SAVE THE EARTH MAN!

76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Closed!

77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
I've already been attacked by a bear, so neither.

78. Do you flirt a lot?
No.

79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Food. Wait...

80. What is your favorite food?
Anything with chocolate or pickles. NOT both. Please.

81. Can You Change the oil in your car?
No, I have a personal butler for that. What do you think?!

82. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?
Nope.

83. Have you ever run out of gas?
Yes.

84. What is your usual bedtime?
10:30. GRR.Well, I just go upstairs, shut out the light and stare at the ceiling.

86. Do you read the newspaper?
Just the comics. =D


87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Nope.

88. Best comedian?
They're all idiots.

89. Do you watch soap operas?
I mute them and make up my own script with my bestie.

90. Do you dance in the car?
Yes, and I get stared at like I'm picking my nose or something.

91. Do you have any siblings?
Yes.

92. Dating anyone?
Yeah.

93. Are you reading any books right now?
Yes.

94. Do you like the internet even though you're wasting your time reading this?
The Internet and I married 3 years ago.

95. If you retire at 65, what will you do with yourself?
Live in villa in France in total luxury.

96. What's your faith, if applicable?
NANA BANANA

97. 3 wishes?
Get a cat get a cat get a cat.

98. How many lies have you told today?
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99. What career are you pursuing or planning on pursuing?
An author. Buy my best sellers!

100. How satisfied are you with what direction your life has been?
98% satisfied.

101. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"We are willing to include seemingly irrelevant elements into our play."

102. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?
A manila folder.

103. Before you started this survey, what were you doing?
Brushing my hair. Again.

104. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
I don't remember.

105. Without looking, guess what time it is.
8:30

106. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
8:13

107. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Someone in the kitchen.

108. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
I was getting out of my car after going out with my friend for lunch.

109. Did you dream last night?
Yes.

110. Do you remember your dreams?
Most of the time.

111. When did you last laugh?
Dunno.

112. Do you remember why / at what?
See above.

113. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
A poster, a chart, a metal flower holding pictures, papers, a photo, and a map of the world.

114. Seen anything weird lately?
Yes. Last night my hobo ate some couch leather.

115. What do you think of this quiz?
I think I'm wasting my time.

116. What is the last film you saw?
The Last Song. Wait, didn't you already ask me this?

117. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
On Mount Olympus as the Goddess of Hobos.

118. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
I would buy your life and some more hair product, oh,and some new couch leather. Why?


119. Tell me something about you that most people don't know.
I have been mauled by a bear.

120. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I would make Stephenie Meyer write books better.

121. Do you like to dance?
Yes, with the hobo.

122. Would you ever consider living abroad?
I do it /all/ the time. The hobo has a charming cardboard box.

123. Does your name make any interesting anagrams?
No.

124. Who made the last incoming call on your phone?
YOU ALREADY ASKED ME THIS.

125. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
This thing that I got from this guy that he found on this website.

126. Last time you swam in a pool?
IN THE SUMMER.

127. Type of music you like most?
Dunno.

128. Type of music you dislike most?
Rap. *shudder*

129. Are you listening to music right now?
Yes. The hobo brought his iPod.

130. What color is your bedroom carpet?
It's a hardwood floor. Assumptions assumptions..

131. If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do?
I would buy new furniture, repaint the whole house, and then plant a garden.

132. What was the last thing you bought?
A cup of hot chocolate and a brownie.

133. Have you ever ridden on a motorbike?
Yes. It was green with blue flames. It was my Uncle's.

134. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
Both. =]

135. Do you have a garden?
No.

136. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
Yeppers.

137. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?
You #$%@!# alarm clock!

138. If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be?
Taylor Lautner. *fans neck dramatically and sighs like a fangirl*

139. Who sent the last text message you received?
My bestie.

140. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
Cardboard Boxes for Lonely People. I LOVE THAT STORE!

141. What time is bed time?
*sigh* What's with the repetition of da Q's?

142. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
Yes. I lost. =]

143. How many tattoos do you have?
Numero-whatever-zero-is-in-Spanish

144. If you don't have any, have you ever thought of getting one?
Nope.

145. What did you do for your last birthday?
I had a sleepover with my besties.

146. Do you carry a donor card?
No.

147. Who was the last person you ate dinner with?
My 'rents.

148. Is the glass half empty or half full?
Half whatever.

149. What's the farthest-away place you've been?
Pluto, it's pretty far from Saturn, my home planet, you know.

150. When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
Never. I hate tomatoes. And pots.

151. Have you ever won a trophy?
Yes. I smashed it. XD

152. Are you a good cook?
Yes, according to the hobo.

153. Do you know how to pump your own gas?
PUMP.

154. If you could meet any one person (from history or currently alive), who would it be?
Frederick G. Banting.

155. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school?
NOOO.

156. Do you touch-type?
Nope.

157. What's under your bed?
DUSSST. And spiders.

158. Do you believe in love at first sight?
No.

159. Think fast, what do you like right now?
My best friends...and pickles.

160. Where were you on Valentine's day?
Eating pie at Burger King.

161. What time do you get up?
5:30 am.

162. What was the name of your first pet?
Shazz

163. Who is the second to last person to call you?
One of my best friends I believe.

164. Is there anything going on this weekend?
No.

165. How are you feeling right now?
Hungry.

166. What do you think about the most?
Pancakes.

167. What time do you get up in the morning?
What the heck, you just asked me this!

168. If you had A Big Win in the Lottery, how long would you wait to tell people?
No time at all. My cellphone would have already been in my hand.

169. Who would you tell first?
My family.

170. What is the last movie that you watched? The Last Song.

171. Do you sing in the shower?


172. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
This was already asked.

173. What do you do most when you are bored?
Read.

174. What do you do for a living?
I work at an ice-cream parlor. FREE SWEETS!

175. Do you love your job?
YESSSSS

176. What did you want to be when you grew up?
A veterinarian.

177. If you could have any job, what would you want to do/be?
An author.

178. Which came first the chicken or the egg?
The egg, definitely.

179. How many keys on your key ring?
12

180. Where would you retire to?
My villa in France. I already said this!

181. What kind of car do you drive?
A red Porsche.

182. What are your best physical features?
My face says my bestie. My eyes are mutated, they are bright red...And she says I am really pale. =]

183. What are your best characteristics?
I am a compassionate person once I know you. I have a temper and I am often misunderstood as a goth, which I am not. I am a very honest, happy person. Oh, and a lot of people think I wear contacts because of the freakish color of my eyes, but I don't.

184. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation where would you go?
Costa Rica! I hear Earth is amazing!

185.What kind of books do you like to read?
I like to read fantasy. A lot of it. ^.^

186. Where would you want to retire to?
My villa in France! DUH!

187. What is your favorite time of the day?
Mid-morning. =D

188. Where did you grow up?
Here, Western Saturn.

189. How far away from your birthplace do you live now?
5 minutes.

190. What are you reading now?
Mousetraps, Warriors: The Fourth Apprentice, The Night Wanderer.

191. Are you a morning person or a night owl?
Morning person

192. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
Nope, I look like a fool trying to do it though.

193. Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows?
Yeah. Can't everybody?

194. Do you have pets?
Ugh.

195. How many rings before you answer the phone?
3

196. What is your best childhood memory?
Throwing a punch at this snotty girl in preschool when she stole my favorite jacket. I gave her a bloody nose. =D

197. What are some of the different jobs that you have had in your life?
My one job currently.

198. Any new and exciting things that you would like to share?
Nope. My life is quite vapid.

199. What is most important in life?
Family and friends.

200. What Inspires You?
Authors, and people with amazing personalities. Also animals and nature.

Smiles. Bye.

I hope this bored you to death. XD