MY SISTER FELL ON ME

I WUZ DANCING THEN MY SISTER COMES W/ THE COMPUTER CHAIR AND I FALL INTO THE CHAIR AND SHE STARTS 2 RUN THEN SHE TRIPS OVER THE CAT THEN THE CHAIR FELL ON ME WITH THE CAT ON MY SISTERS STOMACH AND OUR DAD WONDERING WAT WE WER TRYING TO DOI WUZ SORE THE DAY AFTER