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gir8bubblegum
  1. "Female Comebacks
    9th Aug 2009 23:09
    15 years, 4 months & 18 days ago
  2. 17 signs you like someone
    3rd Aug 2009 18:24
    15 years, 4 months & 24 days ago
  3. Note to Staff
    4th Jun 2009 08:03
    15 years, 6 months & 23 days ago
  4. This is true.
    1st Jun 2009 18:06
    15 years, 6 months & 26 days ago
  5. Bands
    20th May 2009 14:57
    15 years, 7 months & 8 days ago
"Female Comebacks
15 years, 4 months & 18 days ago
9th Aug 2009 23:09

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Girls repost this as "Female comebacks."
Guys repost this as "Don't let this happen."

gir8bubblegum
Lol.
115 years, 3 months & 28 days ago 30th Aug 2009 17:41
 
n i got it from someone else
115 years, 4 months & 5 days ago 22nd Aug 2009 10:57
 
gir8bubblegum
I got them from DaRkSn0oPy. I think their awesome too.
115 years, 4 months & 10 days ago 17th Aug 2009 11:49
 
Rockin' comebacks Gir8bubblegum!
115 years, 4 months & 14 days ago 13th Aug 2009 13:30
 
  1. "Female Comebacks
    9th Aug 2009 23:09
    15 years, 4 months & 18 days ago
  2. 17 signs you like someone
    3rd Aug 2009 18:24
    15 years, 4 months & 24 days ago
  3. Note to Staff
    4th Jun 2009 08:03
    15 years, 6 months & 23 days ago
  4. This is true.
    1st Jun 2009 18:06
    15 years, 6 months & 26 days ago
  5. Bands
    20th May 2009 14:57
    15 years, 7 months & 8 days ago