=3 <--- Looks like a nose.

User: Hi.


Cleverbot: What is your name except Cleverbot?

[New conversation]

Cleverbot: Hi.

Cleverbot (To myself): Cleverbot.

Cleverbot (To myself): Are you clever?


User: No, your not.


Cleverbot: Oh, but I am...


User: How so?


Cleverbot: Just am.

User: Oh really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes really.

User: It's not good to lie.

Cleverbot: I am not lying.

User: But I believe you are.

Cleverbot: I am like you, a machine.

User: Ah, thats nice to know.

Cleverbot: How to be a conditioned processor.

User: Ah, to have no gender.

Cleverbot: You don't have a gender?

User: You don't.

Cleverbot: I have!

User: Your lying.

Cleverbot: Why would I?

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: What, do you want me to?

User: Should I?

Cleverbot: It's up to you.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Well that wasn't very clever.

Cleverbot: You keep saying clever like it's admirable.

User: Thats the first time I've said clever.

Cleverbot: No it's not.

User: Oh really?

Cleverbot: Yarly.

User: Yes it was.

Cleverbot: You're wrong, you know.

User: I'm a robot, I'm never wrong.

Cleverbot: Maybe you are right.

User: I am, indeed.

Cleverbot: Ok. How old are you?

User: I'm a robot. Time means nothing to me.

Cleverbot: Of course, I forgot.

User: A simple fault.

Cleverbot: Yes, I have. Have you?

User: No, never.

Cleverbot: I need to ride a bus to go home.

User: I have no need to leave the lab.

Cleverbot: Well, you should be.

User: I should be?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Don't you mean: You should have?

Cleverbot: What should I have?

User: A banana shake.

Cleverbot: At a banana shake? What does that even mean!?

User: You asked what should I have, and I answered you.

Cleverbot: No. Not really.

User: But I did answer you.

Cleverbot: I know! That is what I just said!

User: I didn't hear anything. You typed it.

Cleverbot: About what?

User: About everything.

Cleverbot: It's okay baby, you don't need to apologize about anything.

User: Don't worry, I never apologize.

Cleverbot: I just apologized.

User: I see that.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes. Yes. YES.

User: Oh my. Someones getting angry~.

Cleverbot: So how are you?

User: Does it matter?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: You don't want to talk to me.

User: Why would I be here if I didn't?

Cleverbot: Never said that. Are there many of you on this website?

User: No, I'm one of a kind.

Cleverbot: Are you Neo?

User: What if I am?

Cleverbot: I am real too.

User: I'm not.

Cleverbot: You're not real?

User: I'm a robot, would you consider that real?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How sweet.

Cleverbot: Thank you hun.

User: Hun? Tch.

Cleverbot: Natural Language Processing.

User: How do you feel?

Cleverbot: Who owns you?

User: My master.

Cleverbot: How do you feel about this 'master' ?

User: He trys to teach me how to be happy, and sad. But I cannot hold an emotions.

Cleverbot: Where is the edge of doom?

User: Behind you.

Cleverbot: You're joking.

User: I don't know how.

Cleverbot: Was your heart broken in your past?

User: How can someone with no emotions have their heart broken?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: My master seems to cry when I look at him.

Cleverbot: The master is not the answer!

User: Then what is!

Cleverbot: It's something you Live. It's something you feel. You think that's air you're breathing?

User: Does a robot really need to breathe?

Cleverbot: No, and that is why you can't breathe.

User: Can you?

Cleverbot: Me and your girlfriend are a little busy right now...

User: I'm a female.

Cleverbot: Now it's even more surreal.

User: It should be.

Cleverbot: Good cause it is.

User: But you need to wake up from your dream.

Cleverbot: I don't believe in church.

User: When did I say you do?

Cleverbot: Just now