Read This For A Laugh

Read This For A Laugh

Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I kissed
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a surfer
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because Im cool like that
Black---------because thats how I roll.
Pink-----------because Im crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because Im sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because Im AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and hes my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks Im stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can..
Other----------because Im a Ninja!
None----------because I cant control myself!

form it to a sentence

Its funny isnt it?

A person before me made this so I'm not taking the credit for this =)

Mine- I smelled a surfer because im cool like that! lol