Try this out

Pick The month of your B-Day |
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January- I loved
February- I hugged
March- I kissed
April- I ran over
May- I kicked
June- I jumped
July- I poked
August- I punched
September- I elbowed
October- I pinched
November- I rode
December- I smelled

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Pick the day of your B-day |
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1- I flower
2- An ant
3- I wheel barrow
4- A cookie
5- A skateboard
6- A gangster
7- A model
8- Your dog
9- My mom
10- My dad
11- A bird
12- A peice of string
13- The Jonas Brothers
14- Kelly Clarkson
15- Paramore
16- Flyleaf
17- A rainbow
18- A pebble
19- A bottle of water
20- My lamp
21- A genie
22- A star
23- Dinosaur Poop
24- Crystals
25- A butterfly
26- A TV
27- An ironingboard
28- A shoe
29- My shoe
30- His uncle
31- A thiry year old virgin

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Pick your favorite color |
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Red- Because a monkey told me to!
Blue- Because a Chibs told me to!
Orange- Because I like eggs!
Green- Because I need a turkey sandwhich!
Purple- Because I hate life...
Yellow- Because cookies are DELICIOUS.
Black- Because I have serious problems.
White- Because I need help, and need to see a shrink.
Pink- Because I'm Michael Jackson!!!
Rainbow!- Because I'm a color banana!!!!!!

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Put it all together and what does it say?
I got mine!! It's ride an ant because I have serious problems!!