My Phone Call With Jacob Black

Jacob: Hello.
Me: Who is this?
Jacob: It your furry friend,Jacob Black!
Me: (silence)
Jacob: So wanna go riding later on our Motorcycles?
Me: I don't have a Motorcycle.
Jacob: Oh. I must be thinking of someone else...
Me: Hows Nessie doing?
Jacob: I imprinted on her.
Me: Yeeeah
Jacob: I smell Bloodsucker
Me: *clears throat*
Jacob: *growls*
Me: Okaay
Jacob: Could you maybe leave your door unlocked tonight?
Me: Why?
Jacob: Because I want to make a Ham sandwhich
Me: A Ham sandwhich?
Jacob: Yes.
Me: (Silence)
Jacob: And after I make a Ham sandwhich how 'bout I come up to your room and we can...
Me: (hangs up)