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luvzpeachez
  1. Fears of.............
    14th Jun 2009 08:49
    15 years, 5 months & 6 days ago
  2. Pet Prices
    12th Jun 2009 12:00
    15 years, 5 months & 8 days ago
  3. Female Comebacks
    15th May 2009 18:53
    15 years, 6 months & 6 days ago
  4. Old Marapets.xD Keep the memory alive.
    15th Mar 2009 16:58
    15 years, 8 months & 6 days ago
  5. Hehhehe
    2nd Nov 2008 14:40
    16 years & 16 days ago
  6. This is cool!
    30th Nov 2007 16:13
    16 years, 11 months & 20 days ago
Female Comebacks
15 years, 6 months & 6 days ago
15th May 2009 18:53


Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you do it.If you don't resend this then your love life will be (((doomed))) for eternity.

CHICKS REPOST THIS AS Female Comebacks...

DUDES REPOST THIS AS Don't let this happen

thatsme666
chicks rock!
115 years, 2 months & 30 days ago 20th Aug 2009 01:53
 
Cool
115 years, 6 months & 4 days ago 17th May 2009 06:40
 
  1. Fears of.............
    14th Jun 2009 08:49
    15 years, 5 months & 6 days ago
  2. Pet Prices
    12th Jun 2009 12:00
    15 years, 5 months & 8 days ago
  3. Female Comebacks
    15th May 2009 18:53
    15 years, 6 months & 6 days ago
  4. Old Marapets.xD Keep the memory alive.
    15th Mar 2009 16:58
    15 years, 8 months & 6 days ago
  5. Hehhehe
    2nd Nov 2008 14:40
    16 years & 16 days ago
  6. This is cool!
    30th Nov 2007 16:13
    16 years, 11 months & 20 days ago