School is Boring

My friend an i are slowly making a list of these. The list has been added onto by other marapets players, we just keep track. (gotta give the most credit to my bud who started the forums and had people contribute as she has found more than i have)

We all know how boring school is, especially at the end of the year so here are random things to do in class.

Meow when answering a question
During a test, tell the teachers `the voices??? are making you cheat
Take out sock puppets and play with them, and occasionally have them bite classmates. When the teacher looks, point to your classmate and tell the teacher that the classmate is attacking you with puppets
If your teacher walks around the room during the test, cover your test and glare at them suspiciously.
Raise your hand and introduce everyone to your imaginary friend Bob. Then loudly whisper to Bob saying that you hate this class.
If someone speaks over the intercom, curl up in fetal position under your desk and say `It???s the voices again.???
Get up and get a tissue, then just stand and stare at the tissue. If asked what you are doing by the teacher, claim that you are having a staring contest with the tissue and you???re sure you are about to win.
Try to hold your breath for as long as you can without passing out. Time yourself and record Repeat.
Arm wrestle with yourself and accuse your right arm of cheating.
Stare at someone until they turn around. Then give them a maniacal smile. Be sure your eyes are open real wide to enhance the effect.
Crawl around the room humming music from Mission Impossible.
Shout out Marco and then in a squeeky voice shout Polo seinior


When the teacher says to ???take a seat???, you answer ???take it where???.
When the teacher calls your name at roll call, you Answer ???Absent???.
When she calls roll, you answer ???yo mama???.
When the teacher says something, you say ???is that so????
If you so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
Tell your teacher you???ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it.
Tell your teacher you did not turn in your homework because you were watching TV.
Fold your homework into a cootie-catcher.
Fold your homework into a paper airplane and fly it to the teacher???s desk. Extra points if it hits the teachers head.
Beg your teacher for extensions on reports.
Whisper to your neighbor during a test, but claim it was the sugar ants on the floor.
Argue with your teacher about your test grade and claim it was supposed to be one or two points higher than it actually is.
While your teacher is grading papers in class, sharpen your pencil. Very loudly. When the teacher says to stop, covertly break the lead and say ???but it???s not sharpened???.
Roll your pencil across the desk.
Do drum rolls with your pencil. Use the head of the person in front of you as the cymbals.


Never bring a pen or pencil so you always have to borrow one from the teacher.
Return the pencil to the teacher, with the eraser end all chewed and slobbery.
Use crayon for important assignments. Purple crayon.
Lean your chair back so that it is balancing on only two legs. Extra points if you fall over backward.
Covertly chew gum in class. Extra points if you snap and crack it with out being caught.
When possible, eat food in class. Loud, crunchy food.
Go into the graphics options on the school computers, click graphics properties and click on rotation. Rotate 180 degrees. Extra points if the teacher can???t find out how to get it back the way it was.
Put wads of chewed gum on the end of your pencil.
Ask to be excused to the bathroom. Even if you just came from recess lunch.
When the teacher asks a question, raise your hand. If the teacher calls on you, ask if you can go to the bathroom.
Ask if you can be excused to go to the bathroom, then take a tour arround the school.
Put too many staples on your paper when you staple it. Extra points if you make a good design with them.
Write so small on your paper that the teacher can barely read it.
Bring brightly colored notebook paper to write on. Examples: neon pink, purple, red, orange, green???and so on.
Blurt out the answers to the teachers questions.
When the teacher ask a question, wave your hand like a palm tree in a hurricane and say ???pick me, pick me!??? When the teacher finally calls on you, say ???never mind???.
Raise your hand. When the teacher calls on you, look innocent and say ???I was just stretching???.

Oh and one created with my friends recently (it was my one of my bestest buddies on here who thought to put it on so i added it):
Use you fingers as missles or mini rockets. Bonus points for sound affects, especially in the middle of a silent moment.


Sit in the front and color in your textbook with crayola crayons.
Introduce yourself to the class as the "master of the pan flute".
Squint thoughtfully while giving the professor strange looks. In the middle of lecture, tell him he looks familiar and ask whether he was ever in an episode of Starsky and Hutch.
Ask whether the first chapter will be on the test. If the professor says no, rip the pages out of your textbook. If he says yes continue the question using the next chapter.
Page through the textbook scratching each picture and sniffing it.
Inform the class that you are Belgian royalty, and have a friend bang cymbals together whenever your name is spoken.
Shout "WOW!" after every sentence of a lecture.
Bring a "seeing eye rooster" to class.
Sit in the back and Watch the professor through binoculars.
Ask to introduce your "invisible friend" in the empty seat beside you, and ask for one extra copy of each handout.
When the professor turns on his laser pointer, scream "AAAGH! MY EYES!"
Correct the professor at least ten times on the pronunciation of your name, even if it's Smith
Claim that the 'i' is silent.
As soon as the first bell rings, volunteer to put a problem on the board. Ignore the professor's reply and proceed to do so anyway.
Anounce that you wrote the class text book.
Claim to be the teaching assistant. If the real one objects, jump up and scream "IMPOSTOR!"
Every class, take a sheet of notebook paper, write "Signup Sheet" at the top, and start passing it around the room. When asked what they are signing up for shrug and say the voices told you to do it.
Stand to ask questions. Bow deeply before taking your seat after the teacher answers.
Interrupt every few minutes to ask the teacher, "Can you spell that?"
Disassemble your pen. "Accidentally" propel pieces across the room while playing with the spring. Go on furtive expeditions to retrieve the pieces. Repeat.
In the middle of lecture, ask your professor whether he believes in ghosts.
Laugh heartily at everything the professor says. Snort when you laugh.
When the teacher asks 'What is a polygon?'Answer: 'A dead parrot'.

Dispute everything your professor says, no matter how simple. Try to get him/her to "prove" everything to you. Rant and rave about what a big liar your professor is. Yell at students who are taking notes, saying, "Stop writing down all these lies!!!"
Draw hearts and flowers on the backs of your papers and tests. Next to them, write things like, "You???re the best, even though you suck" and "You???re the worst professor in the world, but I still love you.
Get the whole class to show up a few minutes early, and throw a surprise party for your professor. Insist that you can???t start class until he/she has a piece of cake.
Hide somewhere inside the classroom. Wait for your professor to take attendance. Don???t come out when he/she calls your name. Halfway through class, jump out and yell, "Just kidding! I???m here! Fooled you again!" Sit down and be quiet for the rest of class.
Instead of taking notes, do an abstract painting during every class. Call the paintings things like, "Professor Acting Like Mr. Know-It-All" or "Idiot Who Doesn???t Know What The Heck He???s Talking About." Give the paintings to your professor as gifts.
Sit way at the back of the room, up against the wall, to get as far away from your professor as possible. While he/she is lecturing, shout out things like, "What!?" and "Speak up! You???re mumbling!" If your professor advises you to sit closer to the front, tell him/her you can???t because you???re scouting the room for "assassins."
Start asking questions in a fake foreign language. Act like your professor is stupid for not being able to understand you. Get other people in the class to start speaking the fake language too, and have frequent discussions during class. Act like you???re really interested in what you???re discussing. If your professor tries to interrupt or stop you, act annoyed and motion for him/her to quiet down.
Teacher bingo-have everyone in the class write down words and when the teacher says one of your words, you cross it off when all your words have gone, stand up and shout BINGO!!! Then sit down and carry on working
. When asked a questions, answer god, then to explain your answer, say because god is the answer to everything * works better at a Christian school*
Put a sign on your desk that says "Out of my mind be back soon" Then go to sleep. If your teacher wakes you up Scream CAN'T YOU READ THE SIGN? Then go back to sleep.
Repeat yourself constantly (annoying aunt it!
(When you are taking a true false test) Whenever the answer is false stand up, grab your hair with both hands, and scream LIES ALL LIES, sit acting like nothing happened and repeat.
Start having fights with yourself out loud over which one of your personalities is better. Start to cry and say "I love you both why can't we all just get along" And if you are really insane have your personalities hug and make up. Then have all of your personalities gather round to sing kumbya my lord! (I suggest you do this when it is really quiet in the room it scares more people)
stand in front of the class and pretend you are a flight attendant and review the emergency procedures and exits EVEN newer!!!!!!!!!!!!
Call everyone bob
name your pen Mr. pen talk to him often, cry and go mad if Mr. pen commits suicide (falls off the table)
Have a funeral for Mr. pen
Look at the person next to you for a while then say "your one of them!" then run out the class room
when the class is quiet look around and ask some one if their cell phone just rang leave a Snickers bar in the toilet.
Ask people to hold your hand when going down the stairs
Type every word in a different font. Alternate really big fonts with really small fonts. When you use the bathroom, get a LOT of soap on your hands (If it???s the slimy kind), but don???t wash it off, just leave goo all over doorknobs, railings, etc. Wait for your professor to mention a date, and then yell out, "Bingo!" Apologize, and explain that you got confused.
Wrap yourself in bandages and come to class in a wheelchair. Throughout class, cry a lot and moan things like, "Why me?" and "Please kill me!" Get up during class, like your going to miraculously start walking. Instead, fall down, cry out in pain, and wait for someone to help you back up. When class is over say, "I feel better now," leap up, and run home.
Organize a bunch of people in one class to emit a low humming noise, keeping straight faces.
Organize a whole bunch of people to fall off their chairs at the same time.
Organize a whole bunch of people to drop their pencils/pens at a preset time.
Superglue quarters to the floor, count how many people try to pick them up.
Write fake love notes and slip them into people???s lockers
If someone near you falls asleep in class, tie their shoelaces to the desk/chair.
Lay a paper towel roll on the floor at the top of the steps and give it a kick, making sure you???ve taped the loose end to the floor already.
In the middle of lecture, ask your professor whether he believes in ghosts.
Bring a small cactus to class with you. Raise your hand, and when you???re called on, say that the cactus has a question. Turn and look at the cactus, as if you???re waiting for it to say something. After a few moments, shrug, and wait for your professor to move on. Do this once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to "speak." When you leave the room after class, start yelling at the cactus, "I can???t believe you embarrassed me AGAIN...."
Bring a vacuum to class. Halfway through class, stand up and start using it. If your professor objects, explain that you "can???t stand sitting in this pigsty any longer." Keep vacuuming, grumbling angrily.
Brush your teeth during class. While doing so, raise your hand as if you have a question, and mumble your question incoherently while brushing, spewing toothpaste all over the place. If your professor objects to your actions, go on a tirade about proper oral hygiene.
Carve a bust of your professor out of cheese. Tie a ribbon around it, and present it to him/her at the beginning of class. Demand extra credit.
Come to class every day wearing scary Halloween masks. Try to get your professor to guess who you are. Shoot him/her with a water pistol, scream, and run around the room knocking things over. Say, "Pretty scary, huh?"
Come to class with a jar full of angry hornets. Five minutes into class, release the hornets, scream, and run away.
Draw caricatures of your teacher. Sign the paper with a classmate???s name/initials. Leave the pictures on the classmate???s desk.
Act jittery all class, shaking and twitching. Recoil whenever someone passes or tries to touch you.
Start a poker game. Try to get your teacher to join.
Wear Mardi gras beads and a party hat, and throw confetti into the air when school lets out.
Talk about your dream job as a janitor.
Bring a bottle to school. Drink out of it all day. Cry if it gets confiscated.
Act like you???re in the army, saluting to teachers and calling them ma???am and sir. March everywhere.
Poke someone.Twice.
Bring crutches to school.




I can take no credit for these because i found some and my friends and other people contributed, and thanks to all those who did.