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Note to staff: I share a computer with my cousin santaslittlehelper85,and with my friend YiyitaRose. We send items and gifts back and forth to each other all the time. Please don't ban us.

Hi, my name's KassieK, and I'm an adult player from Phoenix, AZ.
I am the mother of 3 beautiful daughters, Samantha,Crystal, and Barbara.

Started playing Marapets on: September 19, 2007

Friends: I'm open to all friend requests
KassieK
  1. 2021 Stats
    5th Jan 2021 03:10
    3 years, 10 months & 13 days ago
  2. Yiyita's Gourmet Foods Eaten
    3rd Sep 2010 11:40
    14 years, 2 months & 16 days ago
  3. RS Tips
    17th Aug 2010 08:03
    14 years, 3 months & 2 days ago
  4. Female Comebacks
    8th Aug 2010 09:53
    14 years, 3 months & 11 days ago
  5. Kids Say The Craziest Things
    11th May 2009 19:41
    15 years, 6 months & 10 days ago
  6. Now This Is Hilarious
    2nd May 2009 09:48
    15 years, 6 months & 19 days ago
  7. Pet Prices
    24th Apr 2009 13:18
    15 years, 6 months & 27 days ago
  8. My New Pet, Marshall_Kinder
    27th Mar 2009 14:27
    15 years, 7 months & 24 days ago
  9. Sad Stories That Make You Think
    12th Mar 2009 09:58
    15 years, 8 months & 9 days ago
  10. Ways To Earn MP Part 2
    12th Mar 2009 09:46
    15 years, 8 months & 9 days ago
Now This Is Hilarious
15 years, 6 months & 19 days ago
2nd May 2009 09:48

I just got this from Lokes's Blog, and I laughed my a** off.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
On a Myer hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping."
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of
Chips:
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
inside."
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought??...)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction
accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head
colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause
drowsiness."
(And I am taking this...because?)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
(As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use."
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit
curious.)

On packet of Nobbys'
Peanuts:-
"Warning: contains nuts."
(Talk about a news flash!

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for
this one:
On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable
you to fly".

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or
privates."
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!

On a hearth rug:
"Keep away from fire"
(So the point of buying it is??)

Jien
LOL
115 years, 6 months & 13 days ago 8th May 2009 20:58
 
  1. 2021 Stats
    5th Jan 2021 03:10
    3 years, 10 months & 13 days ago
  2. Yiyita's Gourmet Foods Eaten
    3rd Sep 2010 11:40
    14 years, 2 months & 16 days ago
  3. RS Tips
    17th Aug 2010 08:03
    14 years, 3 months & 2 days ago
  4. Female Comebacks
    8th Aug 2010 09:53
    14 years, 3 months & 11 days ago
  5. Kids Say The Craziest Things
    11th May 2009 19:41
    15 years, 6 months & 10 days ago
  6. Now This Is Hilarious
    2nd May 2009 09:48
    15 years, 6 months & 19 days ago
  7. Pet Prices
    24th Apr 2009 13:18
    15 years, 6 months & 27 days ago
  8. My New Pet, Marshall_Kinder
    27th Mar 2009 14:27
    15 years, 7 months & 24 days ago
  9. Sad Stories That Make You Think
    12th Mar 2009 09:58
    15 years, 8 months & 9 days ago
  10. Ways To Earn MP Part 2
    12th Mar 2009 09:46
    15 years, 8 months & 9 days ago