get yourself kicked out of asda

??? put a dora doll in the middle of the isle then when someone picks it up scream swiper no swiping

??? act like ur talkin on ur mobile say u were supposed to set off the bomb after i left

??? Take a little boy with glasses and say "your a wizard harry"

??? take a trolley and start ramming it into the wall. when someone asks u wht ur doing, scream "IM GOING TO HOGWARTS!!"

??? follow ppl around singing the Jaws theme song

??? grin insanely at random people

??? dress up in camo with a friend, like with the black under ur eyes and random leafs on u and roll around on the ground and act like ur on a secret mission

??? put makeup in mens trolleys

??? hide in a circular rack and when someone comes by pop out and scream

??? During Halloween put on a costume and run around shouting trick or tweat!

??? Go in to the toy aisle, open a light saber. And run around poking people, and shouting Luke I Am Your Father!

??? Whenever someone comes on the intercom drop to the floor, curl in a ball and scream loudly, "Make the voices stop"