Jokes

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
I love.
I love who?
I don't know, you tell me!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anna.
Anna, who?
Anna nother Easter Bunny!

Knock, knock,
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Yule
Yule who?
Yule never know.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing in my house?

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle who?
Isabelle necessary on the door?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pig
Pig who?
Pig up your feet or you'll Twip!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ketchup
Ketchup who?
Ketchup to me and I will tell you.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you answering the door for?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Candace.
Candace who?
Candace be the last knock knock joke?


Yes it can!!


What did the mayonnaise say to the fridge?
Close the door, I'm dressing!

Why was the ketchup last in the race?
It couldn't ketch-up

What do people do in clock factories?
They make faces all day


Why did the crab get arrested?
Because he was always pinching things

Why did the pony cough?
He was a little hoI love eating my dirty socks!

Where do Aliens keep their sandwiches?
In a Launch box

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
He had no body to go with!



That is all I have,please comment!!