Funny Sayings

.I'm not a complete idiot several parts are missing!!
.I'm so poor i cant even pay attntion!!
.She was tall that if she fell down she would be halfway home!!
.When Things are coming your way you know your in the wrong lane!!
.Gravity... always brings me down!!
.Dolphins:dont trust animals that are alwas smiling(that means theyre up to something)