? Funny

First, choose the day on which you were born.

1 - I skipped on
2 - I laughed at
3 - I thought about
4 - I had a fight with
5 - I slapped
6 - I ignored
7 - I licked
8 - I chatted with
9 - I hugged
10 - I kissed
11 - I was talking
12 - I sat on
13 - I cried about
14 - I fell on
15 - I wrestled with
16 - I hated
17 - I loved
18 - I killed
19 - I threatened
20 - I murdered
21 - I taught
22 - I hit
23 - I dropped
24 - I noticed
25 - I was
26 - I painted
27 - I pushed
28 - I walked on
29 - I pinched
30 - I yelled at
31 - I insulted

Now pick the first letter of your real name.

A - A map
B - A sheet of paper
C - A computer
D - A plant
E - A book
F - A toilet seat
G - A dog
H - A bed
I - A sofa
J - A joker
K - A battery
L - A teacher
M - A troit
N - A person
O - A basket
P - A pen
Q - A mobile
R - A piano
S - A rat
T - A house
U - A watch
V - A donkey
W - A website
X - A chair
Y - A lamp
Z - A tissue box

Lastly, choose the last letter of your real name.

A - Because I hate homework.
B - Because I felt like it.
C - Because marapets rocks.
D - Because my teacher died.
E - Because the police officers were staring at me.
F - Because I felt evil.
G - Because it kicked me.
H - Because I'm dumb.
I - Because I was in a good mood.
J - Because was feeling bored.
K - Because I'm popular.
L - Because I'm a wimp.
M - Because I'm a coward.
N - Because I'm addicted to marapets.
O - Because my friend dared me.
P - Because I failed all my exams.
Q - Because it's christmas!!
R - Because I wanted to eat it.
S - Because I loved it.
T - Because I'm crazy.
U - Because I'm mad.
V - Because I'm a woman.
W - Because I'm going to take over the world.
X - Because the principal suicided.
Y - Because I like birds.
Z - Because school sucks.

What sentence did you get?