How to anoy people

HOW TO ANNOY YOUR PARENTS AND OTHER PEOPLE


1.follow them around the house everywhere.

2. Moo when they say your name.

3. Pretend to have amnesia.

4. Say everything backwards.

5. Run into walls.

6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.

7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"

8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.

9. Say all of the words in a film.

10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"

11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"

12. Talk to a pen.

13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.

14. Try and climb the wall.

15. In public yell "NO MUM I WILL NOT clip ur toenails"

16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.

17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"

18. Eat your hair.

19. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."

20. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!!!!"

21. At everything they say yell "LIAR!!"

22. Pretend to be a phone.

23. Try to swim in the floor.

24. Tap on their door all night.

25. When they say a word from a song you know...burst into that song.

26. Look through magazines and shout loudly "BRITTANY IS MARRIED TO A CAVE MAN!" and other random things.

27. Take all of the toilet paper from the bathroom and try to sell it to ur parents!

28. Pass out bananas

29. Ask how much is 1 hersheys kiss

30. Skip down the aisles singing "i've been working on the railroad......"

31. Hand out missing person fliers of yourself

32. Say "thats hot!" after EVERY thing you say.

33. Camp out in the frozen food section.

34.Ask someone where the cereal is when you're standing right next to it.

35. Give random old people your number

36. Go around asking people if their mother knows what they're doing.

37. Go up to someone and tell them their face is funny and run away.
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put a dora doll in the middle of the isle then when someone picks it up scream swiper no swiping

act like you are talkin on your cellphone say u were supposed to set off the bomb after i left

Take a little boy with glasses and say "you're a wizard harry"

take a cart and start ramming it into the wall andyouwhen someone asks u what you are doing scream "I'M GOING TO HOGWARTS!!"

follow people around singing the Jaws theme song

grin insanely at random people

dress up in camo with a friend, putblack make-up under your eyes and put random leaves on you then roll around on the ground and act like you are on a TOP secret mission

hide in a circular rack and when someone comes by pop out and scream

Go in to the toy aisle, open a light saber and run around poking people and shouting "Luke I Am Your Father!"

LOL THIS SO FUNNY