Time to die laughing!

Choose the month of b day
January: I shared a burrito with
Feburay:I punched
March:I racked leaves with
April:I grilled
May :I planted
June:I broke
July:I hurt
August:I threw a desk at
September:I jumped a wall with
October:I body slam
November:I fell into
December:I kicked

The day on your b day
1.a girl
2.a baseball player
3.a 4 year old
4.a pig
5.a computer
6.a mouse
7.a lion
8.a couch
9.a keyboard
10.a skateboard
11.my house
12.a chair
13.a doll
14.an I pod
15.a noodle
16.Bobby Jack
17.a fork
18.a ninja
19.a dancer
20.a mousepad
21.a foot ball
22.a plant
23.a ladder
24.An Angel (uh oh)
25.a hat
26.hobo
27.you
28.a scanner
29.a can
30.the Grand Cayon
31.a brick


What shirt your werring
Blue:Because I need help in math
Black:Because I rock
Brown:Because I wanted to
Red:Because I love cheese
Yellow:Because my celling talks to me
Pink:Because I was bored
White:because I have nothing better to do
Green:Because I hate school
Purple:Because I am chair
Gray:Because I hate Fridays
Orange:Because my mom said I had to
Other:I like jelly


Haha! Mine was "I planted an angel because I rock!"


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Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I kissed
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a surfer
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can..
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

"I jumped on a squirrel because I'm cool like that."