Here are some funny jokes! Please post comments!

1. There was this girl who had a sleeping problem. So she would always fall asleep in class. Well one day the girl was in religious class. So she falls asleep and the teacher calls on her and asks her "Who is our father?" So the boy behind her pokes her in the back with a pencil and she screams "God almighty!" Then she falls asleep again and the teacher calls on her again and asks "Who died on the cross for our sins?" And the boy pokes her in the back again with a pencil and she yells "Jesus Christ!" So then she falls asleep again and the teacher asks "What did Eve say to Adam after their 26th child?" And of course the boy pokes her in the back again and she says "If u stick that thing in me again I am going to brake it in half!"

2. There was this blonde girl and she asked this one girl what IDK means. So the girl replied "I don't know." Then the blonde yells "Oh my gosh! No one does!"

3.There was this one preschool boy and he asks his teacher if he can go to the bathroom and she says only if u can sing the alphabet. So he sings "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO__QRSTUVWXY and Z. So the teacher asks him where's the P? And he boy says.... dripping down my legs...!