I'v Had 27 of 38 Blond Moments

[~] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[~] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[]You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[~] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
total so far=4

[~] You have ran into a tree.
[] It IS possible to lick your elbow
[~] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[~]You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[~] You just tried to sing them.
[~] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[~] You have choked on your own spit.
[]You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.
[~] You didn't notice that in the last question "the" was spelled twice
[~] You just looked at it.
[]Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
[]People have called you slow.
total so far=8

[~] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[~] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
[] You have caught yourself drooling.
[~] You've fallen asleep in class
[~] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
[~] You just laughed.
total so far=5

[] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[~] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
[] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
[~]You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[]You use your fingers to do simple math.
total so far=2

[~]You have eaten a bug.
[~]You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
[~] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
[~] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
total so far=4

[] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you.
[~] You break a lot of things.
[] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[~] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
[~] You have fallen out of your chair before
[~] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
total so far=4

Repost as "I've Had _ of 38 Blonde Moments"

Haha im so blond but i have brown hair