Awesome & funny.

Funny.
I know lots of people do this, but mine is gonna be made up and thought up right here, right now.
Birthdate:

January- I yelled at
February- I kicked
March- I kissed
April- I hugged
May- I killed
June- I got killed by
July- I dumped
August- I have a boyfriend who is
September- I have a girlfriend who is
October- I absoloutly hate
November- I punched
December- I dressed up

Now day.
1- a llama
2- a cat
3- My cat
4- a dog
5- My dog
6- a lizard that was dead
7- a car
8- Chuck Norris
9- Bruce Lee
10- a dead fish
11- Comic book guy
12- Alf
13- an elephant
14- trading cards
15- an xylophone
16- a baby
17- a sick dying person
18- a hospital
19- a tree
20- my father
21- my mother
22- a toilet
23- myself
24- a toy plane
25- my house
26- a dead tree
27- an alpaka
28- my dream house
29- our HD 35 inch plasma tv
30- all my money
31- my favourite book

Now pick a number between 0 - 11. Can't be 0 or 11.

1- Because Jesus threatened me!
2- Because mummy would smack me if I didn't....
3- Because I was scared.
4- Because I was sleepwalking.
5- Because I felt like it.
6- Because nobody told me to.
7- Because everything made me bored.
8- Because the bath nearly drowned me.
9- Because my fingers started to hurt.
10- Because somebody burnt my pants.

Have fun!

Mine is:
I dumped my dream house because everything made me bored.