OMG, lyk, I'm a newbie! Plz?

Foreword: I don't talk like that.

I would just like to point out that I see alot of people wearing the rags of a newbie (n-0-0-b is rather a rude, chatspeak word, FYI). Yes, 'tis a mark of solemn and often unflattering beginnings. However, I don't see the need for people to be all 'OMG, I just started! Can I please have the one pet you're not giving away even though you've yelled at eighty different people and you've made eight siggies about it? I mean, I'm NEWBIE! Doesn't that make me practically a god(dess)? You HAVE to feel sorry for me!' (I'm trying to give people an idea of the situation, here.) Congratulations on being a newbie! Go on and make a name for yourself on Mara!
It honestly make me wonder: Do people think that everyone starts off with 10 million MP and eight LEs? I hate to break it to you, and, shocking as it may seem, no one's going to listen to your sob story (OMG, I startd lyk yestrday and I hav no $$$. Plz can I have 20 mil MP?) because we've all been there.
Hate to crush your fantasy world, but earn something by YOURSELF. I know I speak the truth, and it may seem a bit harsh. But it's the truth. Deal with it.