Twilight Book AND Movie Ratings

Edward (movie): *pukes* Hes Sooooo Ugly
Edward (book): *drops dead* DROP DEAD GORGEOUS!
Bella (movie): *sighs* Shes Ok
Bella (book): *smiles* Shes brave, and seriously in love with a vampire
Charlie (movie): Violent and Protective
Charlie (book): clueless
Alice (movie): Cute, Tiny, Similar to the book.
Alice (book): Small, Fragile, Sence of Humor
Jasper (movie): *bursts into laughter* Looks Like a Freak in Pain, Silent, Carful
Jasper (book): Carful, Brave, in Love With Alice, Handsome
Rosilie (movie): Dirty Blonde, Hates Bella, In Love With Emmet
Rosile (book): Blonde, Pale, Hates Bella, In Love With Emmet, Exstreemly Pritty.
Emmet (movie): Gangster, Hilarious, Strong, HOT.
Emmet (book): Hilarious, Treats Bella Like A Little Sister, Strong, Pale, In Love With Rosilie, Beautiful.
Carlisle (movie): Pointed Nose, Looks Like A Girl, Caring
Carlisle (book): Handsome, A Doctor, A Dad
Esme (movie): Red Haired, Not Very Talkative.
Esme (book): Motherly, Outgoing, Caring
Jacob (movie): Ugly AND a Slimeball *laughs head off*
Jacob (book): A Slimeball *rips Jacob into Peices Like Edward Should Have Ages Ago*


MY VERSION OF ECLIPSE (PARTIAL)

Bella finaly gets Edward to let her visit *pukes* Jacob, and *pukes* Jacob takes advantage of this and makes out with bella against her will. Bella puts on a charade and tells Jacob to take her back home so she can tell Charlie she is getting married. Suddenly a wave of nausea comes over her and she must go to the bathroom. While she is in the bathroom pretending to puke her guts out, she calls Edward and tells him what happend. Edward says that he will take care of it and hangs up. Jacob is head over heels in love, so he gets te truck and starts to take Bella to his soon to be Father-In-Law. As soon as he crosses the boundry line, Emmett rips Jacobs rabbt volkswagon appart, and Jasper slams Jacob to the street, breaking all of his bones. Edward grabs Bella, trys to give her a quick kiss, but unusually she pulls away. She walks over to Jacobs deformed body, and says "You shouldn't have kissed me!" then Jasper finnished Jacob off. Edward and Bella walk off into the sunset togeather as Jasper and Emmett clean up the mess, and they all live a happy Jacobless life!