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  1. Can you find i love you?
    2nd Jan 2009 18:17
    15 years, 11 months & 23 days ago
  2. Female combacks
    9th Nov 2008 08:48
    16 years, 1 month & 16 days ago
  3. Lol
    28th Sep 2008 05:36
    16 years, 2 months & 27 days ago
  4. ok welll
    27th Sep 2008 14:42
    16 years & 3 months ago
  5. Lol
    16th Sep 2008 14:53
    16 years, 3 months & 11 days ago
  6. Test your lips
    14th Sep 2008 17:53
    16 years, 3 months & 13 days ago
Female combacks
16 years, 1 month & 16 days ago
9th Nov 2008 08:48

Female combacks

female comebacks - I read this and found some of them funny.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
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Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
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Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
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If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this....
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If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity.
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CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
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DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen"

that is so funny
116 years, 1 month & 11 days ago 14th Nov 2008 16:10
 
  1. Can you find i love you?
    2nd Jan 2009 18:17
    15 years, 11 months & 23 days ago
  2. Female combacks
    9th Nov 2008 08:48
    16 years, 1 month & 16 days ago
  3. Lol
    28th Sep 2008 05:36
    16 years, 2 months & 27 days ago
  4. ok welll
    27th Sep 2008 14:42
    16 years & 3 months ago
  5. Lol
    16th Sep 2008 14:53
    16 years, 3 months & 11 days ago
  6. Test your lips
    14th Sep 2008 17:53
    16 years, 3 months & 13 days ago