Quotes

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1. The wise man knows he is weakest when he thinks himself strong
2. You???re a sheep with legs
3. An arms as good as a leg to a mutant weasel
4. I didn???t mean to cook your dog
5. Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition
6. I???m British I know how to queue
7. Merry Unbirthday
8. Quoth the Raven Nevermore
9. Ding Dong!
10. Indeed!
11. I am your father
12. I apologies I don't speak pineapple
13. If only
14. It was beauty that killed the beast
15. Either you like the sound of a barking dog or you buy a cat
16. Victoria sponge
17. No not the gum drop buttons
18. Don???t mention the war
19. Listen very carefully I shall say this only once
20. Where???s the rum
21. He???s all front with no back how can he have a side
22. I don???t know about you but I could murder a curry
23. You can look in to my soul but you don't own it
24. You Cannot kill me as I am a shadow and the shadows never die
25. Excuse me but there???s someone at the microwave
26. Jibber Jabber
27. You three are a pair if there ever was one
28. Get Over Here!
29. It's all fun and games till someone loses an eye
30. I am not a merry man
31. Don???t make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I???m angry
32. And for the record measuring tapes never lie.
33. Reverse the polarity of the neutron flow.
34. He???s a few pegs short of a washing line
35. Its last call somewhere in the world.
36. My cat???s breath smells like cat food.
37. Your not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
38. Acting is just lying with conviction.
39. Blink for Ant
40. Torso of steel shilling a feel.
41. Satan???s bus is always on time
42. Never be an innocent bystander
43. You stupid boy
44. A diamond that wants to stay coal
45. Excuse me, have you seen a blowfish driving a sports car
46. Don???t be a Jigglypuff
47. Something witty
48. I???m not bitter just resentful
49. If I were your mother I would be a woman
50. I???m free
51. Skinny guy in jeans runs into water, I was taking photos.
52. What? What? What? Greyhounds?
53. You know as long as I can remember I???ve had memories
54. Well, I???ve got a banana and in a pinch you could put up some shelves.
55. Will you pay me in picnic baskets?
56. Flash aha master of the universe
57. I???m like a rabbit on speed except I???m not a rabbit and I???m not on speed
58. Dyslexic Devil worshipers, worship Santa
59. Don???t look at me in that tone of voice
60. Its life captain but not as we know it
61. Oh my god I ate raw toast I???m going to die
62. Eagles may soar but weasels don???t get sucked into jet engines
63. When a man steals your wife there???s no better revenge that letting him keep her
64. Savvy
65. How do the Angels get to sleep if the Devil leaves his porch light on
66. I???ve got nothing against your right leg problem is neither do you
67. Fork handles!
68. Sometimes the path chooses the walker
69. Welcome to the Caribbean, luv
70. Every person alive is everyone whose died
71. The Phoenix can fly only when its feathers are grown
72. You think you know me
73. This is a charming spot does Jack the Ripper live here
74. He has a powerful weapon
75. My name is Wile. E. Coyote, super genius
76. With our thoughts we make the world
77. Shhh I???m hunting wrabbit
78. Suit you sir
79. Nice to see you to see you nice
80. Say any of you know how to Madison
81. Its never to late to dig graves
82. Black like my soul
83. Inside every living person is a dead person waiting to get out
84. If you want to dine on a tasty swine all you have to do is get in line
85. Time is an illusion, lunch time doubly so
86. Don???t tell him Pike
87. Smarter than the average bear
88. The jam is mouldy in the kitchen and the rolling rabbit gathers no moss
89. He???s Dead Jim
90. Holy heart failure Batman
91. Garlic Bread!!
92. I???ve got a brand new combined harvester
93. It???s been a pleasure meeting you even if you are my least favourite vegetable
94. Life???s short but so is Ronnie Corbet
95. I don???t know I just work here
96. Did you put both your contacts in the same eye
97. Can I get in with the cows; I just want to scuffle about.
98. The world is more like it is now than it has ever been before
99. Something made of wool ??? a sheep
100.I like pie ??? its my favourite number
101. He had a face like a collapsed lung
102. Curiosity killed the cat but for a while I was a suspect
103. A mans place is always in the wrong
104. i'm leaving Earth for no raisin
105. Even God has a sense of humour, just look at the Platypus
106. 4:30 Conduct the pigeon orchestra