Some of my fave Quotes

If more adults were deaf, there would be more honesty in children.
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I haven't seen to many knights in shining armour...
But I have seen a lot of losers in tin foil.
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People are like tea bags-- it's not until they are in hot water until they know how strong they are.
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Those who see things that are in thd distance, but miss what is infront of them do not truely see.
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Having some of the questions is better then having all of the answers- I got it out of the newspaper xD
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Success comes to people who are too busy to be looking for it.
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Lets head on down to Mexico, Home of the Taco!-leon999
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Men are quick to make a decision.
It's making the decision look smart that takes a long time.-Red green
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I like pigs.
Dogs look up to us.
Cats look down to us.
But pigs treat us as equals.-Winston Churchill
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Monoply........
everyone has it......
No body likes it........-dane Cook
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Blood is thicker then water.....unless the water is froze.- Buddywasisname
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I think my eyes are broken!No.....wait...There just closed.-Big the cat
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That is when I did the stupidest thing.....I started blowing on the geko....I then discovered that a geko has two looks.- Danny Boy
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What the caterpillar calls the end,
The rest of the world calls the butterfly.-Lao Tzu
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Don't judge a man before you walk a mile in his shoes....after that, who cares? He's a mile away and you have his shoes.- A comedian who's name I can't rememberxD
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REALLY NICE! Really,really nice! What're you yellow!?-Josh Ramsay
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Only a canadian can take a nasty fall while holding a beer and not spill a drop- it's a group on face bookx]
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Let's not fight brothers. A great robot once said-*gets smoked in the face* Ah! Me shnoz!- A robot from astro boy ;p
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I'm a giraffe. But, don't worry. I won't eat you. Because I'm a vegetarian.-My friend x]
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SHES A SCARY LIL TWIG D: WHO'S MEAN TO BIG FLUFFY PEOPLE LIKE ME!-Harly (lolikimmay)
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More to be added in the future^^