Dear Portal

WARNING: Entry contains sarcasm. And punning on the portal. And bad grammar. Maybe also a few other puns. If you think you won't like it, don't read it.
WARNING 2: Written while bored and after having a terrible inspiration problem for a month.
WARNING 3: This entry is completely pointless. Therefor not meant to hurt any living being or any virtual being or ANYTHING at all. If it does contain parts which hurt someone, mail me and this entry shall be removed without replying or second thoughts.

Okay, dude, Portal, listen up. Stop changing my pets into awesome pets. I love using you, but srsly, how am I supposed to push a pet in you if it looks just wonderful? That's frogging hard! So yeh, I know you completely adore me (why else would you make my pets so awesome), but get it together. I know I recently thought "Hah, a pixie.", but that didn't mean that you had to change my pet into one. Because frankly, I don't think, Krateor, my former Prison-break Equilor, likes to be in a pink tutu right after he was liek, as much man as a man can get (because, what is more man than a mean-looking phish in prison-uniform?). However I'd like to thank you for the wonderful job you did on Kaheyna and... and whatever the sponge Reese's name is. Nayrecko, it appears after checking. The coolest was still Tharai (who was a fasoro, the so many months ago when I created it...) before the change. Well, many were cooler before they changed the graphics, but that hasn't got anything to do with you.
However, after changing that crazily manly pet into... a fox/wolf in a pink tutu (with pink wings), I am doubting if I'd ever use you again. Of course I've said that a hundred times before. Anyway, a pixie is liek... popular, kinda. But just not my type, you know? Thus I'm having a dilemna. Do I first get the checkered Phish Equilor Kaheyna back in your space, or will I completely refuse to look at what you made of... uhh, Krateor, and get HIM back in as soon as I can (in the hopes it don't get worse). I'm leaning more towards the latter, cause I'm not tired of seeing Kaheyna like that yet. But I will be. Soon.
My point being, dear Portal, well... stop changing my pets into awesome pets especially when their awesomness just seems... wrong, if you know what I mean. Of course, that would mean you'd change my pets into boring or ugly ones. Oooh, dilemna. (Or that you just give them stats... which is cool sometimes, but like a bazillion other things do that too.)
So dear Portal, as I leave you to read this entry (HUSH EVERYONE! I know the portal can't read my entry.), I'm going to watch House M.D. - which is a total awesome series on TV, according to me. Wut? Sarcastic, mean, old doctors are just TEH sh.. ovel, right?
Peace.