funny

pick month you were born


jan.:i licked

feb.:i smelt

march:i ate

april:i kissed

may:i danced wth

june:i had lunch with

july:i sang to

august:i spilt

september:i smiled at

october:i went to a party with

november:i loved

december:i yelled at


pick the day you were born



1:yo mama

2:a pickle

3:the mail man

4:my teacher

5:a dog

6:a crazy hobo

7:a race car driver

8:a monkey

9:a skelaton

10:my friends boyfriend

11:mayonase

12:a baby

13:a bad kid

14:a trash bag

15:a kittin

16:a dead fly

17:a spoon

18:a fork

19:a plate

20:my friennds mom

21:a football player

22:a can of soda

23:a bypoler man

24:a car

25:a pice of candy

26:the fatest man around

27:a sleeping dog

28:a beetle

29:a bunny on a pogo stick

30:a polor bear

31:a crazy stick



what color shirt are you wearing


blue:cause dats how i roll

pink:because im dumb as a stick

red:because im hot

yellow:because i want to fool

black:because the voices told me to

brown:because i like beans

green:because im on a sugar rush dumby

peach:because im crazy