Ways to get Kicked Out of Target!!(Need more!Read)

Here are some great and funny ways to get kicked out of Target!
Wow! We're at 66! Thank you everyone who has helped me with this=D Please, keep the ideas coming. We're not that far away now!
1. Put on pull-ups and start running around screaming,"I'M A BIG KID NOW!!!!"
2. Start throwing Skittles at people and yell,"Taste the rainbow!"
3. Get a shopping cart and start running into a wall with it. When someone asks what you're doing, say,"I'm trying to get to Hogwarts!"
4. Get a pair of walkie-talkies. Glue or tape on to the back of an Elmo toy and move it up in front of all of the other toys and hide. When someone walks by the Elmo, say into the walkie talkie,"Elmo knows where you live!"
5. Hide inside a clothing rack. When someone comes to the one you're hiding in, jump out and yell,"PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"
6. Leave a trail of apple juice leading into the bathrooms.
7. Color in all of the coloring books.
8. Get a bucket of water and start dumping it on the display beds. When someone asks what you're doing, say,"I'm fixing your water beds."
9. Threaten the cashiers with a toy gun.
10. Start eating a candy bar and when somone asks what you're doing tell them you are testing it for poison.(submitted by mewstar07)
11. Take a cup and place it in the middle of the aisle, grab a bouncy ball and a golf club and start randomly hitting AT it but hitting everything else around you yelling: FOURRRR!(submitted by LadyMatthiaVon)
12. Go to the baby department. When an overweight person walks by you, say,"Why aren't you shopping in here?"
13. Come in with no clothes on and say it's against your religion to wear any kind of clothing.(submitted by mewstar07)
14. Run around with pants on your head.(make sure they're HUGE)
(submitted by creatureluver)
15. Grab an electric guitar and claim you know 'Wake me up when september ends' and really have a Green Day cd going in the background, then when your busted, smash the guitar and scream "I WANNA ROCK!!!!!!!!"(submitted by zozo16)
16. Get marshmallows from grocery isle then go to the camping equipment, set up a tent and then start a bonfire to roast the marshamllows.(submitted by zozo16)
17. Start stripping in front of the security cameras.(submitted by ImColdHearted)
18. Stand in an aisle and every time someone tries 2 get something yell "SWIPER NO SWIPING!"(submitted by zozo16)
19. Bring in a pack of stickers shaped like arrows and stick it to every target shape you see. When someone asks you what you're doing, say that robin hood is your idol.(submitted by zoyce101)
20. take chocolate syrup and whip cream, spray it all over some aisles, run and slide over it and scream "I'M A HOT FUDGE SUNDAE!!!"
(submitted by zoyce101)
21. paint a picket sign that says: Support Walmart, and go in target saying "yepyep!" every time you see a person.(submitted by zoyce101)
22. sneak into the intercom room and scream on the intercom, "I WANT MY MOMMMMMMMMY!!!", then run out and randomly hug someone and say, "Mommy! I found you!".(submitted by zoyce101)
22. take some pillows, randomly sneak up behind someone and scream "PILLOW FIIIIIIIGHT!" and then whack them with the pillow.(submitted by zoyce101)
23. Take some syrup and toilet paper, then teepee the clothes aisle.(submitted by zoyce101)
24. Go to the intimate clothing aisle for women, put on a brassiere over your clothes, then run around screaming , "AREN'T I SO HOT, BABE?"(submitted by zoyce101)
25. Get a banana and start running around singing,"Bananaphone!"(works if you know the song)
26. Get a random drink(water,milk, anything), a marker, and one of those WET FLOOR signs. Throw the drink up on the ceiling and write on the sign WET CEILING.
27. Grab several balls and start throwing them at anyone who passes and yell,"DODGEBALL!!!!"
28. Put a bra on your head and run around screaming, 'I'M MICKEY MOUSE!'(submitted by TofuWesley)
29. jump into a random persons cart and yell,"GO FASTER!!!"(submitted by didilio93)
30. Start wacking some random person like crazy. When they ask what the heck are you doing, stop, and say,"I thought I saw a fly."
31. Get the intercom mike and yell into it,"I AM SIMBA! HEAR ME ROAR!!!"
32. Bring in some already gift wrapped items,then dress up like santa,and throw them at people yelling "MERRY CHRISTMAS!"(submitted by mewstar07)
33. Start climbing the shelves singing the Spider-Man theme song.
34. Go to the gardening section and start grabbing some flowers. Whenever someone walks by, throw a flower at them and yell,"FLOWER POWER!!!"
35. Start knocking things over and yell,"HULK SMASH!!!"
36. Go to whatever aisle the Yogos are on. Whenever someone grabs two or more of them, grab their arm and say,"Slow-go on the Yogos."( You can even say it slowly if you want! )
37. Start beat-boxing over the intercom.
38. Get dressed in all-yellow clothes and go to a carpeted area. Try to build up as much static electricity as you can. When someone walks by, shock them and say,"I'm Pikachu!"
39. When an over-weight person walks by, point at them and say,"Hey, are you Richard Simons?"
40. When someone tosses a sponge into their cart, scream and yell,"STOP ABUSING SPONGEBOB!!!"
41. Start throwing candy at people and yell,"TRICK OR TREAT!!!"
42. Throw Chips Ahoy! cookies and yell,"They go fast!"
43. Start throwing eggs at people and yell,"Happy Easter!!!"
44. Set off the smoke alarm(doesn't matter how). When the water starts coming down, start skipping around singing,"I'm Singing in the Rain."
45. Get a white towel or cloth or sheet or whatever and put it on your head and go hide in a corner or somewhere. Whenever someone walks past your hiding place, jump out and yell,"BOO!!!"
46. Grab a police car toy and start running around with it screaming,"WEE-WOO-WEE-WOO!!!!!"
47. Bring a McDonald's Happy Kid's Meal box filled with french fries. Then, as people walk by, throw a fry at them and say, "Bah da bah bah bah, LOVE IT ALREADY!" and run to the next aisle.(submitted by teddyismyhamster)
48. Grab some Sunny D bottles (full) and throw them at people, screaming, "TASTE THE POWER OF THE SUN!"(submitted by teddyismyhamster)
49. Put on some vampire fangs. Walk up to random people and say,"Don't make me bite you!"
50. (This one may sound a little racist, so sorry. I am NOT racist whatsoever.) Whenever a black person walks by, say,"Yo,yo,yo! Are we cool, dawg?"
51. Follow people around singing the Jaws themesong. When you get to the end, scream the last not and jump on them.
52. Go to the backpack isle. Start grabbing random ones singing,"Backpack, backpack! Backpack, backpack! YEAH!"
53. Get to the intercom. Whenever someone enters the store, say mysteriously,"They're he-re."
54. Whenever someone picks up a bra, scream,"PROFANITY IS NOT THE ANSWER!!!!"
55. Whenever someone picks up a make-up item, yell,"OH MY GOD, YOU S.L.U.T.!!!"
56. Leave a trail of tomato juice leading to the women's restroom.
57. Whenever the speaker comes on, ball yourself up and scream,"I keep hearing the voices in my head!!!!"
58. Walk up to a random person who is talking. Yell "SHUT UP!!!!!!!" in their face, and walk away.
59. Get to the intercom and say,"We have a code 7 in the hardware department," and see what happens.(submitted by my friend, Sam)
60. Start dropping condoms in random people's carts.
61. Whenever someone grabs a poster of a movie/person/band you don't like, yell, "(insert you favorite movie/person/band here) IS WAY BETTER!" and take the poster away and throw it into another aisle.(submitted by teddyismyhamster)
62. Go into one of the women's changing rooms and sit down. After about 2 minutes, yell,"There's no toilet paper in here!"(submitted by my friend, Sam)
63. Superglue a quarter to the floor and see how many people try to pick it up.(submitted by my friend, Josh)
64. When someone grabs any Dora related product, point your finger at them and say,"Swiper, no swiping!"(submitted by my friend, Josh)
65. Go to the fish section and grab as many fish as you can hold. Then, start throwing them at people yelling,"Fly!!! Be free!!!"
66. Walk in wearing all black, and a ski mask, and have a water gun in hand, filled with REALLY cold water, then walk up to the cashier. Say, "I'M A MURDERER, WANTED IN THE STATES OF TEXAS, ALABAMA, AND MINNESOTA. Now give me a Twix please."(submitted by teddyismyhamster)
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So I hope you liked these ways! I'm currently going for 101, so if you have any ways, PLEASE mm them to me or post them here. Thanks!