OMg You Udder Brain!!

You naughty thing you better give me credit.

By: Xaphile


You have a little udder in your hair. (how did /that/ get there? You naughty thing. You were rubbing cows with the top of your head again, werent you? You know, mamma always said not to rub cows with your head because someday youd end up with an utterbrain. Well. Now look at yo - AGH. YOU FREAK. YOU JUST SQUIRTED ME IN THE EYE WITH MILK FROM YOUR HEAD UDDER. FREAAAAAK.)