female comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
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Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
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Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
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If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
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If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity.
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CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
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DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen

DANIEL RADCLIFFE is..is..ah! DEAD!

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Okay..you can calm down! Daniel is not dead, I'm sure he is living it up right now with his homies.



Okay..here is my speal, now that I have your attention!! Take this survey..and repost this as DANIEL RADCLIFFE is..is..ah! DEAD! (Well..I dunno?? Is HE??)

Think of someone you really dislike, and wish you could strangle and HEX for being a ass.
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Got it?
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Okay then, now think of someone you really like. That you wish you could just love and caress. And help you hex those Ass's out there. HEHE..
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Okay..now think of your favorite place to be..in the whole world. Or a place you wish you could go..
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Come on dont stop..keep going!!
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Okay..YAY!! You made it!! good for you!

This person that you hate, will stop bothering you and for some strange reason...they will also become jealous of you, AND think you are really cool... and wish to be friends.
Now, the person you oh so love, well...*cough* Will become your boyfriend/girlfriend. You both are a dream couple..and you are deeply in love with eachother.


The place you wish to be: Is where you will live in 5 years with your boyfriend/girlfriend.
You will actualy first meet her/him in this place you call GREAT for the first time on a trip in just 2 years or less.
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So..if you do not repost this, everything will turn in the opposite derection.

You will just grow to hate this person more..
The person you love, will never love you back.
And the place you wish to be..WILL GET BURNED DOWN AND INVADED BY ALIENS!! AHHH!! (YouMG? Really?)
Well..no. But you will never go.

And if you do not repost this, someone might just die. *evil laugh*





Oh and i hope i didnt scare any of you BIG BIG lover-fans out there who are in love with Dan. I just wanted to get your attention.

And I did!

Repost as DANIEL RADCLIFFE is..is..ah! DEAD! (Well..I dunno?? Is HE??)