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  1. kiss text
    31st Jul 2009 10:51
    15 years, 2 months & 6 days ago
  2. 1 SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP
    2nd Apr 2009 11:08
    15 years, 6 months & 4 days ago
  3. Why Boys and girls Go Out
    19th Mar 2009 10:49
    15 years, 6 months & 18 days ago
  4. *CRY*
    16th Mar 2009 10:42
    15 years, 6 months & 21 days ago
  5. emos
    16th Mar 2009 10:20
    15 years, 6 months & 21 days ago
  6. DONT LET THIS HAPPEN
    8th Mar 2009 12:12
    15 years, 6 months & 29 days ago
  7. read it boys
    2nd Mar 2009 12:09
    15 years, 7 months & 5 days ago
  8. "CAN U FIND I LOVE YOU IN THIS MESSAGE"???
    1st Mar 2009 13:02
    15 years, 7 months & 6 days ago
  9. STAMP OUT CHILD ABUSE STOP IT
    24th Feb 2009 12:48
    15 years, 7 months & 11 days ago
  10. THANK YOU
    19th Nov 2008 13:58
    15 years, 10 months & 16 days ago
DONT LET THIS HAPPEN
15 years, 6 months & 29 days ago
8th Mar 2009 12:12

Female combacks

female comebacks - I read this and found some of them funny.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
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Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
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Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
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If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
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If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity.
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CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
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Dudes post this as "dont let this happen"

read it boys
15 years, 7 months & 5 days ago
2nd Mar 2009 12:09

A real Boyfriend(A real Boyfriend)

A real boyfriend
When she stare's at your mouth

[ Kiss her ]



When she pushes you or hit's you

[ Grab her and dont let go ]



When she start's cursing at you

[ Kiss her and tell her you love her ]



When she's quiet

[ Ask her whats wrong ]



When she ignore's you

[ Give her your attention ]



When she pull's away

[ Pull her back ]



When you see her at her worst

[ Tell her she's beautiful ]



When you see her start crying

[Just hold her and dont say a word ]



When you see her walking

[ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ]



When she's scared

[ Protect her ]



When she lay's her head on your shoulder

[ Tilt her head up and kiss her ]



When she steal's your favorite hat

[ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night]



When she tease's you

[ Tease her back and make her laugh ]



When she doesnt answer for a long time

[ reassure her that everything is okay ]



When she look's at you with doubt

[ Back yourself up ]



When she say's that she like's you

[ she really does more than you could understand ]



When she grab's at your hands

[ Hold her's and play with her fingers ]



When she bump's into you

[ bump into her back and make her laugh ]



When she tell's you a secret

[ keep it safe and untold ]



When she looks at you in your eyes

[ dont look away until she does ]



When she misses you

[ she's hurting inside ]



When you break her heart

[ the pain never really goes away ]



When she says its over

[ she still wants you to be hers ]



When she repost this bulletin

[ she wants you to read it ]







- Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.



- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go



- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her



- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you



- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her



- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up



- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.



- Tease her and let her tease you back.



- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.



- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.



- Give her the world.



- Let her wear your clothes.



- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.



- Let her know she's important.



- Kiss her in the pouring rain.



- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;

"Who's ass am I kicking baby?"



If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :

Call you.

Kiss you.

Love you.

Text you.

"CAN U FIND I LOVE YOU IN THIS MESSAGE"???
15 years, 7 months & 6 days ago
1st Mar 2009 13:02

CAN U FIND I LOVE YOU IN THIS MESSAGE"???

Body: If you can find "i love you" i less then 1 minute then you truely love someone

Once you find ' i love you' in this
message, scrowll down and make a wish...
DONT CHEAT!!!
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Good luck







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GLOL7DSH21AHFI898RSTLFGKJHGDITUG
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ONGL135HGALSJTNRLLIIENQLEOGKOFGF
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Now repost this with "CAN U FIND I LOVE YOU IN THIS MESSAGE"???

If you repost this in 1 minute your wish will come true

STAMP OUT CHILD ABUSE STOP IT
15 years, 7 months & 11 days ago
24th Feb 2009 12:48

U HAVE TO READ THIS POEM! IT IS SO SAD!

My name is Becky
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mummy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All day long.
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My parents aren't home
When my mummy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just get
One whipping tonight.
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor

My name is Becky
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me.



There are thousands of kids out there just like Becky.


Please pass this poem on because as crazy as it might
sound, it might just indirectly change a life. Hey, you NEVER know.
Please put this on your site if you are *~*~*AGAINST CHILD ABUSE *~*~*

THANK YOU
15 years, 10 months & 16 days ago
19th Nov 2008 13:58

-----///\\-----Please
----///-\\\----Put This
---|||---|||---On Your
---|||---|||---Blog If
---|||---|||---You Know
----\\\-///----Someone
-----\\///-----Who Died
------///\-----Of
-----///\\\----Cancer
----///--\\\---Thank You ..

  1. kiss text
    31st Jul 2009 10:51
    15 years, 2 months & 6 days ago
  2. 1 SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP
    2nd Apr 2009 11:08
    15 years, 6 months & 4 days ago
  3. Why Boys and girls Go Out
    19th Mar 2009 10:49
    15 years, 6 months & 18 days ago
  4. *CRY*
    16th Mar 2009 10:42
    15 years, 6 months & 21 days ago
  5. emos
    16th Mar 2009 10:20
    15 years, 6 months & 21 days ago
  6. DONT LET THIS HAPPEN
    8th Mar 2009 12:12
    15 years, 6 months & 29 days ago
  7. read it boys
    2nd Mar 2009 12:09
    15 years, 7 months & 5 days ago
  8. "CAN U FIND I LOVE YOU IN THIS MESSAGE"???
    1st Mar 2009 13:02
    15 years, 7 months & 6 days ago
  9. STAMP OUT CHILD ABUSE STOP IT
    24th Feb 2009 12:48
    15 years, 7 months & 11 days ago
  10. THANK YOU
    19th Nov 2008 13:58
    15 years, 10 months & 16 days ago