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  1. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
    2nd Jun 2009 12:52
    15 years, 5 months & 19 days ago
  2. I HATE HANNAH MONTANA!!!!
    22nd Apr 2009 16:40
    15 years, 6 months & 30 days ago
  3. this happens alot!!
    6th Apr 2009 11:12
    15 years, 7 months & 15 days ago
  4. confess...
    21st Feb 2009 20:56
    15 years, 8 months & 28 days ago
  5. blog
    19th Feb 2009 14:04
    15 years & 9 months ago
  6. i just about peed my pants reading this!
    18th Feb 2009 15:10
    15 years, 9 months & 1 day ago
  7. omg this is so sad this poor little girl
    7th Feb 2009 20:00
    15 years, 9 months & 11 days ago
i just about peed my pants reading this!
15 years, 9 months & 1 day ago
18th Feb 2009 15:10

Female combacks

female comebacks - I read this and found some of them funny.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
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Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
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Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
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If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this....
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If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity.
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CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
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DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen"

omg this is so sad this poor little girl
15 years, 9 months & 11 days ago
7th Feb 2009 20:00

My name is Becky
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mummy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All day long.
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My parents aren't home
When my mummy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just get
One whipping tonight.
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor

My name is Becky
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me.




  1. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
    2nd Jun 2009 12:52
    15 years, 5 months & 19 days ago
  2. I HATE HANNAH MONTANA!!!!
    22nd Apr 2009 16:40
    15 years, 6 months & 30 days ago
  3. this happens alot!!
    6th Apr 2009 11:12
    15 years, 7 months & 15 days ago
  4. confess...
    21st Feb 2009 20:56
    15 years, 8 months & 28 days ago
  5. blog
    19th Feb 2009 14:04
    15 years & 9 months ago
  6. i just about peed my pants reading this!
    18th Feb 2009 15:10
    15 years, 9 months & 1 day ago
  7. omg this is so sad this poor little girl
    7th Feb 2009 20:00
    15 years, 9 months & 11 days ago