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  1. Making Cheap Club Layouts, Form Here
    23rd Jul 2009 08:17
    15 years, 5 months & 5 days ago
  2. Chat
    23rd Jul 2009 05:32
    15 years, 5 months & 5 days ago
  3. Funny Warnings
    15th May 2009 00:04
    15 years, 7 months & 13 days ago
  4. Funny Stories
    14th May 2009 04:58
    15 years, 7 months & 14 days ago
  5. Crying Machine
    8th May 2009 12:46
    15 years, 7 months & 20 days ago
  6. VERY VERY SCARY!!
    28th Mar 2009 15:13
    15 years, 8 months & 30 days ago
  7. Oops! I Fell For This!
    3rd Mar 2009 05:31
    15 years, 9 months & 24 days ago
  8. The More Of These U Have Done The More Stupid U R!
    10th Oct 2008 05:18
    16 years, 2 months & 15 days ago
  9. Funny Song
    8th Oct 2008 05:01
    16 years, 2 months & 17 days ago
  10. Funny Birthday Thing
    3rd Oct 2008 00:41
    16 years, 2 months & 22 days ago
VERY VERY SCARY!!
15 years, 8 months & 30 days ago
28th Mar 2009 15:13

Try this!The last part is the freakiest but read all first.

1) New York City has 11 letters.
2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.
3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who
threatened to destroy the Twin Towers
in 1993) has 11 letters.
4) Barack Obama has 11 letters.

This could be a mere coincidence, but
this gets more interesting:

1) New York is the 11th state.
2) The first plane crashing against
the Twin Towers was flight number 11.
3) Flight 11 was carrying 92
passengers..9 + 2 = 11
4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin
Towers , was carrying 65 passengers..6
+ 5 = 11
5) The tragedy was on September 11, or
9/11 as it is now known..9 + 1 + 1 =
11
6) The date is equal to the US
emergency services telephone number
911..9 + 1 + 1 = 11

Sheer coincidence..?!
Read on and make up your own mind:

1) The total number of victims inside
all the hi-jacked planes was 254..2 +
5 + 4 = 11
2) September 11 is day number 254 of
the calendar year...again 2 + 5 + 4 = 11
3) The Madrid bombing took place on
3/11/2004..3 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 4 = 11
4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 911
days after the Twin Towers incident.

Now this is where things get totally
eerie:]

The most recognized symbol for the US,after the Stars & Stripes, is the
Eagle.

The following verse is taken from the
Quran, the Islamic holy book:

'For it is written that a son of
Arabia would awaken a fearsome Eagle.
The wrath of the Eagle would be felt
throughout the lands of Allah while
some of the people trembled in despair
still more rejoiced: for the wrath of
the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah
and there was peace..'

That verse is number 9.11 of the Quran.

Still unconvinced about all of this..?!
Try this and see how you feel
afterwards, it made my hair stand on
end:

Open Microsoft Word and do the
following:

1.) Type in capitals Q33 NY. This is
the flight number of the first plane to
hit one of the Twin Towers.
2.) Highlight the Q33 NY.
3.) Change the font size to 48.
4.) Change the actual font to the
WINGDINGS.

What are you thinking now?!

Oops! I Fell For This!
15 years, 9 months & 24 days ago
3rd Mar 2009 05:31

You Know You Live in 2009 When...

1] You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2] You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.
3] The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen-name or MySpace.
4] You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6] Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7] As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8] As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9] And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10] You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11] Now you are laughing at yourself, stupidly.

12] Post this in your blog if you fell for it.. you know you did!

The More Of These U Have Done The More Stupid U R!
16 years, 2 months & 15 days ago
10th Oct 2008 05:18

[this has nothing to do with blondes, brunettes, red heads, etc, so please do not be offended]

1.chewinggum has falled out of you mouth when you didn't talk
2. chewinggum has falled out of you mouth when you talked
3. you have bumped into a glassdoor
4. you have jumped out of a vehicle that moved
5. you have thougt of something funny and started to laugh which made people look curiously at you

6. you have run into a tree or a lamp post
7. you can lick your elbow
8. you just tried if you could do it
9. you have walked on your shoelace and falled
10. you hair is or have been blond

11. people have called you slow
12. you have set fire to things more than once accidentally
13. you have gone to sleep on a schoollesson
14. you can talk about something an then suddenly forget what you talked about (typical me...)
15. people sometimes shake their head and then leaves you

16. you often use your fingers to solve simple mathproblems
17. you have eaten a insect when you were younger without being forced to it
18. you do this test when you should do something more important
19. you have put on your clothes outside in or upside down without notice it (upside down and didn't realize it, beat that!wink.gif
20. you have looked everywhere after something that you had in your hand or pocket

21. you have broken many things
22. you have falled of a chair that was completely still
23. you use the word eh, ehm or something like that several times a day


please leave a comment.
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Funny Song
16 years, 2 months & 17 days ago
8th Oct 2008 05:01

new version of she'll be coming round the mountain:



Shell be falling off mountains when she comes *Yeehaw*
Shell be falling the mountains when she comes *Yeehaw*
Shell be falling off the mountains
Falling off the mountains
Shell be coming the mountains when she comes *Yeehaw*



Shes falling down a 100 feet right now *YeeHaw*
Shes falling down a 100 feet right now *YeeHaw*
Shes falling down a 100 feet
When shes down,Shes dead meat
Shes falling down a 100 feet right now *YeeHaw*






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Funny Birthday Thing
16 years, 2 months & 22 days ago
3rd Oct 2008 00:41

Pick the month you were born:
January-------I killed
February------I loved
March--------I kissed
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------- a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------a dustbin
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a surfer
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can..
Rainbow-------because im a hippy
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

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  1. Making Cheap Club Layouts, Form Here
    23rd Jul 2009 08:17
    15 years, 5 months & 5 days ago
  2. Chat
    23rd Jul 2009 05:32
    15 years, 5 months & 5 days ago
  3. Funny Warnings
    15th May 2009 00:04
    15 years, 7 months & 13 days ago
  4. Funny Stories
    14th May 2009 04:58
    15 years, 7 months & 14 days ago
  5. Crying Machine
    8th May 2009 12:46
    15 years, 7 months & 20 days ago
  6. VERY VERY SCARY!!
    28th Mar 2009 15:13
    15 years, 8 months & 30 days ago
  7. Oops! I Fell For This!
    3rd Mar 2009 05:31
    15 years, 9 months & 24 days ago
  8. The More Of These U Have Done The More Stupid U R!
    10th Oct 2008 05:18
    16 years, 2 months & 15 days ago
  9. Funny Song
    8th Oct 2008 05:01
    16 years, 2 months & 17 days ago
  10. Funny Birthday Thing
    3rd Oct 2008 00:41
    16 years, 2 months & 22 days ago