Woah

Guess who hasn't been on in ages... me :]

A man walks into a bar

Ouch.

Blonde Moments. Just For Fun.

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[]You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have ran into a tree.
[x] It IS possible to lick your elbow
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x]You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them. [Damn]
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[x]You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.
[x] You didn't notice that in the last question "the" was spelled twice
[x] You just looked at it. [How fair is this?]
[]Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
[x]People have called you slow.
[] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[] You've fallen asleep in class
[] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
[x] You just laughed. [Kind of ironic]
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
[x] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
[x]You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[x]You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x]You have eaten a bug.
[x]You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
[] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[x] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

Total: 31 I think...