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My Blonde Moments
13 years, 9 months & 5 days ago
23rd Mar 2011 08:17

[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[]You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
total = 2

[] You have ran into a tree.
[x] It IS possible to lick your elbow
[] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[]You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[] You just tried to sing them.
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ]You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.
[x] You didn't notice that in the last question "the" was spelled twice
[x] You just looked at it.
[]People have called you slow.
total=7

[] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You've fallen asleep in class
[] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
[] You just laughed.
total=9

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
[] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
[x]You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[x]You use your fingers to do simple math.
total=13

[]You have eaten a bug.
[]You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
total=15

[] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you.
[] You break a lot of things.
[] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
[x] You have 10 or more pairs of shoes
[] you have filled out at least one of these paragraphs completely
[] You do not know what paragraphs are

Only 18 blonde moments! Not bad!

How Meat Worsens World Hunger
13 years, 9 months & 5 days ago
22nd Mar 2011 13:46

More than 70% of grain produced in the US is fed to animals raised for slaughter. In order to get just one pound of meat, it takes a full 15 pounds of grain. If this grain were given directly to people, there would be enough food to feed everyone. Also, the land that the animals are raised on can be used to grow significantly more food than the land currently provides.

Read more: http://ellen.warnerbros.com/ellenslife/why-go-vegan.php#ixzz1HMZVBWuj

This is only one of the many problems with meat. So go vegetarian or vegan! Or at least eat less meat.

Plushie Machine
13 years, 9 months & 5 days ago
22nd Mar 2011 13:10

Congratulations! You managed to pick up a Enchanted Pink Gonk Plushie!
Congratulations! You managed to pick up a Prison Equilor Plushie!
You found 74MP!
You moved the claw, picked up a plushie but dropped it!
You moved the claw, picked up a plushie but dropped it!
Congratulations! You managed to pick up a Enchanted Green Feliz Plushie!

How To Eat Fruit
13 years, 9 months & 9 days ago
18th Mar 2011 17:55

In short, it is very interesting that is much better to eat fruit on an empty stomach for multiple reasons.
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This article is interesting.

Subject: DR. OZ on eating fruit - NOT a joke - very informative


DR. OZ on eating fruit !


Wow. This is truly enlightening. I thought it was going to be funny. But there are some very interesting healthy facts included here.

Read on.
EATING FRUIT


This is informative!

We all think eating fruit means just buying fruit, cutting it up and popping it into our mouths. It's not that easy. It's important to know how and when to eat fruit.

What's the correct way to eat fruit?

IT MEANS NOT EATING FRUIT AFTER A MEAL! FRUIT SHOULD BE EATEN ON AN EMPTY STOMACH.

Eating fruit like that plays a major role in detoxifying your system, supplying you with a great deal of energy for weight loss and other life activities.

FRUIT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT FOOD.

Let's say you eat two slices of bread, then a slice of fruit. The slice of fruit is ready to go straight through the stomach into the intestines, but it's prevented from doing so.

In the meantime, the whole meal rots and ferments, and turns to acid. The minute the fruit comes into contact with the food in the stomach, and digestive juices, the entire mass of food begins to spoil.

Eat your fruit on an empty stomach, or before your meal! You've heard people complain: Every time I eat watermelon I burp, when I eat durian my stomach bloats, when I eat a banana I feel like running to the toilet, etc. This will not happen if you eat the fruit on an empty stomach. Fruit mixes with the putrefying other food and produces gas. Hence, you bloat!

There's no such thing as some fruits, like orange and lemon are acidic, because all fruit becomes alkaline in our body, according to Dr. Herbert Shelton who did research on this matter. If you have mastered the correct way of eating fruit, you have the Secret of Beauty, Longevity, Health, Energy, Happiness and normal weight.

When you need to drink fruit juice drink only fresh fruit juice, NOT the concentrated juice from the cans. Don't drink juice that has been heated. Don't eat cooked fruit; you don't get the nutrients at all. You get only the taste. Cooking destroys all of the vitamins.

Eating a whole fruit is better than drinking the juice. If you should drink the juice, drink it mouthful by mouthful slowly, because you must let it mix with your saliva before swallowing it. You can go on a 3-day fruit-fast to cleanse your body. Eat fruit and drink fruit juice for just 3 days, and you will be surprised when your friends say how radiant you look!

KIWI: Tiny but mighty, and a good source of potassium, magnesium, vitamin E and fiber. Its vitamin C content is twice that of an orange!

AN APPLE a day keeps the doctor away? Although an apple has a low vitamin C content, it has antioxidants and flavonoids which enhances the activity of vitamin C, thereby helping to lower the risk of colon cancer, heart attack and stroke.

STRAWBERRY: Protective Fruit. Strawberries have the highest total antioxidant power among major fruits and protect the body from cancer-causing, blood vessel-clogging free radicals.

EATING 2 - 4 ORANGES a day may help keep colds away, lower cholesterol, prevent and dissolve kidney stones, and reduce the risk of colon cancer.

WATERMELON: Coolest thirst quencher. Composed of 92% water, it is also packed with a giant dose of glutathione, which helps boost our immune system. Also a key source of lycopene, the cancer-fighting oxidant. Also found in watermelon: Vitamin C and Potassium.

GUAVA & PAPAYA: Top awards for vitamin C. They are the clear winners for their high vitamin C content. Guava is also rich in fiber, which helps prevent constipation. Papaya is rich in carotene, good for your eyes.

Drinking Cold water after a meal = Cancer!

Can you believe this? For those who like to drink cold water, this applies to you. It's nice to have a cold drink after a meal, however, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you've just consumed, which slows digestion. Once this 'sludge' reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine. Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal.

Proofreading
13 years, 9 months & 17 days ago
10th Mar 2011 14:36

Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say?
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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
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War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken? Or tofu?
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
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And the winner is...
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I read that right?

  1. Club LE Wishlist 2018
    19th Dec 2018 11:45
    6 years & 7 days ago
  2. My Marasite Guestbook
    7th Feb 2015 12:30
    9 years, 10 months & 18 days ago
  3. Poems for Communicates the Anime Quell
    14th Feb 2014 14:54
    10 years, 10 months & 11 days ago
  4. Autism Awareness
    8th Jan 2013 19:52
    11 years, 11 months & 16 days ago
  5. Link to 2012 Advent Calendar Prizes
    3rd Jan 2013 11:17
    11 years, 11 months & 21 days ago
  6. 11 Facts About Mental Disabilities
    28th Dec 2012 10:24
    11 years, 11 months & 27 days ago
  7. What is fracking and why should it be banned?
    10th Jun 2012 14:18
    12 years, 6 months & 16 days ago
  8. Eco-Friendly Comic #2
    2nd Jun 2012 09:14
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    25th May 2012 18:13
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    13th May 2012 08:50
    12 years, 7 months & 15 days ago