~ The Newbs Strike Again~

This us from my forum, but I just found it so pathetic yet funny that I HAD to put it on my blog. xD

Just got this mail:

Her:
"hi you have the best shop evr i wish you would give me some clothes and by the way your cute (im a sk8tr just so you know)

Me:
Hem.
1) Im a girl.
2) Are you blind? Cant your read? Have you got a disorder in which you MUST break the rules?
Firstly, NO BEGGING. And secondly, THIS IS A GAME SITE. Not a dating one."

Im waiting to see if she'll reply with an equally pathetic mail.

I mean, Im normally ok with Newbs, but when they do things like MM Beg, when they CLEARLY have it stated NOT to do it I get...Peeved.
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EDIT: We have mail.
Her:
"well firt of all when your player was loading it had aguys body
second i am not blind and third i can date if i want to on a cite and i dont belive you are the owner of the cite either HOWS THAT FOR YA!!!!!

Me:
Oh My God. That cut me so deep. -_-
I am aware that my character is a boy. I purposely made it so.
No, I am not the owner of the "Cite". Believe me, if I were, I would ban you in the blink of an eye.
Seriously kid, I don't care if you WANT to flirt on a Virtual Pet Site. All that is to me is pathetic. And sad. But the reality is, that if you go on doing it, you won't be allowed on the pet site anyway!
Now, leave me alone while I ponder whether or not I should report you.
(Oh, and learn how to spell.)"
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-Sigh- Im really getting bored of her now.

Her:
"I DONT CARE IF YOU REPORT ME OR NOT BECAUSE ICAN ALWAYS MAKE A NEW ACCOUNT AND IM NOT A KID IM 23 YEARS OLD THANK YOU AND I DO KNOW HOW TO SPELL OH AND DO BELIEVE YOU MIGHT WANT TO THINK ABOUT TAKIN ANGER MANAGEMENT ANMD GOING BACK TO KINDERGARDEN

Me:
-Cracks up-
23? Who do you think your fooling?
And yes, that reply proved to me just how literate you are. I admire your lack of spelling mistakes.
Anger management? Hello, I dont see my self yelling about how 'I DO KNOW HOW TO SPELL OH AND DO BELIEVE YOU MIGHT WANT' ECT
Which to me is just pure and utter babble. (Read it a little more carefully)
And the part about making a new account?
Not going to be possible, as the staff know which computer/server your account is from, and will just totally block you.
Mmmmm. Bit sad, isn't it?
-Laughs-
Twenty Three indeed."
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Her:
"i have many more e-mails than just 1 and many different computers i can use my family is filthy rich so i could buy 5 new labtops if i wanted so burn *****

Me:
Your STILL trying to get to me?!
Honestly kid, thats enough. Go to your room."

Then I blocked her.
What a waste of perfectly good air SHE is.

She managed to send me a very rude MM before I blocked her, so I replied with:
-Tuts-
Now, what did we learn today? No swearing.
Im going to have to ground you for that.

Bet that peeved her. >=D

I. Just. Dont. Like. These. Newbs.
Not Newbies. NEWBS.