If you know of a child that is too young to use the forums and not able to compete on my forum events comment their username here and I will see that they get an item.
Let me spell this out for the dense...a CHILD that CANNOTuse the forums. Not an underaged minion that got themselves in trouble with the big green starred weirdos. And not someone that has forum posts on their profile...you are aware I can see that?
So yes if you know of a CHILD that qualifies post their name here in my comments and I will send them an item. A cursed, possibly slime covered, item.