Oh dear...I am such a blonde

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[]You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
total=4/5

[x] You have ran into a tree.
[X] It IS possible to lick your elbow
[X] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[]You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them.
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[d] You have choked on your own spit.
[]You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.
[x] You didn't notice that in the last question "the" was spelled twice
[x] You just looked at it.
[x]Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
[x]People have called you slow.
total so far=13

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You've fallen asleep in class
[X] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
[x] You just laughed.
total so far=19

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
[x] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
[x]You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[]You use your fingers to do simple math.
total so far=23

[]You have eaten a bug.
[]You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
total so far=25

[x] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before
[x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
total so far=30

Oh Dear.... 30 out of 38....