warning the following poem is not ment for children.
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
the christmas tree is falling down falling down falling down the christmas tree is falling down on christmas dayyyyyyyy!!
no pretty presents underneath the christmas tree christmas tree on christmas dayyyyy
hayyyyyyy
the chidren are crying and pouting and shounting weeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrees SANTA???????!!!!!!!
don't worry don't worry
authough santas drunk
the christmaaaaaaaasssssssss
ELF IS HERE
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
she is never lazy
she is never mean
in fact she works just like your a god and QUUEEEEEEEEEEN!
so lets never forget who really works
who gives up their hours on christmas eve and christmas day helping out everyone on the way
santas cheeks are only red because he's fat and drunk!!!
how does heeeeeeee
fit down the chimney?
while he's so fat
the elf is flat and as sleek as a cat!
she flys down the chimney
with angel wings!!!!
when she goes down the stockings will singggggggggggg
OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
fill us up nice
fill us up good
nooooooooooooooooowwwwwwww
youv'e filled up up as much as you could.
we wish you could eat those cookies and miilllllllkkkkk!
can't says the christmas elf
i won't save them for myself.
santa claws is in the wagon
fighting an imaginary dragon
he says he needs some energy
if i ate these he'd fiirrrrre me.
the stocking and elf talk and she goes away and she takes a little walk.
she walks out the front dorr and flys up with wingss.
she yells at santa i'm gonna let myself ssssssssssssiiiiiiiing!
IIIIIIIIII''''''MMMMMMMMM
QUUUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIITING!!!!!!!!
you don't help at all
you drive me up the wall with all your complaining
if it's raining!
but thats only cause you drive us into the sprinklers!!
and you use the twinklers to stick me in the ass!!!!!!!!!
you are not in a higher class!!!!
than meeeeee!!!!!!
she whacked him on the head with a christmas tree
and then made off on her own journy!!!!!!!!!!!!
hpe you enjoyed that sorry it was so long.
14 years, 9 months & 12 days ago
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