HILARIOUS!!!!

Read the English meaning and then "OUT LOUD" say the Chinese words... You MUST read them out loud or it doesn't make as much sense...
1 That's not right.......................... Sum Ting Wong 2 Are you harboring a fugitive.............. Hu Yu Hai Ding 3 See me ASAP.......................... ...... Kum Hia Nao 4 Stupid Man........................... ...........Dum
5 Small horse......................... ........Tai Ni Po Ni 6 Did you go to the beach?................... Wai Yu So Tan 7 I bumped in to a coffee table............ Ai Bang Mai Ni 8 I think you need a face lift..................Chin Tu Fat 9 It's very dark in here.........................Wao So Dim 10 I thought you were on a diet........... Wai Yu Mun Ching 11 This is a tow away zone.....................No Pah King 12 staying out of sight.........................Lei Ying Lo 13 He's cleaning his automobile...............Wa Shing Ka 14 Your body odor is offensive............... Yu Stin Ki Pu 15 Great..........................................Su Pah If u understood how to do this, re post it and share the laugh!!!! (FUN-NAY right?!?!?